...what's the best club for morning/early afternoon fun?

Adelitas, hands down

To address my point, I was there in the morning, eating tacos and recovering from a nite of too much cerveza. None of the other places were open before 11am, and the quality of girls made me drink more for beer googles.

Adelitas at 11:30 am picks up with some goodlooking women with GREAT skills, and  are fresh and freindly, instead of being tired out and looking worn out.

Adelitas. But anywhere you go the selection gets better as the day gets longer.  You will find early afternoon much than than during the morning.