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Re: Wisdom
Gaahhh! 10708 reads
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I agree. The South Bitch Diet is bullshit. Granted, there's a lot to be said for the pussy & beer diet. But I'm still fat and stupid. Do you think I should add some cock to my diet?

Give me answers TJ pimp maestro! What bathroom do you hang out in? I like to dump my pesos before I cross the border.

For those of you who were there last weekend, some nuggets of wisdom from the show announcer. (LONG). Bear with me if it looses something in the translation:

(this all occurs after the end o the 3pm show dancers and no one has tossed dollars to any of the dancing ladies)
Gentlemen, I have to stop the show. Yes, cut the music and address a serious issue that we have here. I have to stop our fun and talkabout something serious.
Gentlemen and dear patrons, I have to take the time to address the disturbing trend of society these days. These days,  young children and especially young girls are being taught to grow up, stay in school and be smart. Otherwise, you will turn out to be a frigging whore.
What is disturbing about this is that it used to be as kids WE were taught to stay in school and be successful, otherwise we would grow up to be homeless bums.
Now, how on earth did this happen? When did the homeless smelly, shoeless bum outside this very establishment get to rank a higher status than the fine ladies here? Why? becase of you bastards. You are here to get away from your worries, drink and have fun and be merry, and that is all and good. But these women are here by choice and by need to satisfy us bastard. They are here to entertain, tease and if you treat them right, please. This is the oldest profession in the world. It is still regarded as the highest of callings in other cultures with their concubines and priestesses. But no, not here.
Here we treat them like crap and do not reward them the effort and sacrifice to put up with us. You guys treat them like shit and just drink your beer. If you are here to drink your beer, go to a bar. If you are hear for laughs, go to a comedy club. If you are hear to just view the ladies, go to a strip club. If you are here to just stare, go home and fuck yourself.
What I am saying is for you guys to grab yourself one of the ladies standing around here eagerly awaiting to please you, go upstairs and have a good time. Make it worth ther while. Because otherwise you are just wasting her time and your time, and if the girls don't feel like this is rewarding enough to put up with you, then we may not have any ladies in here to enjoy. Then we'd be forced to fuck each other.

Gaahhh!10709 reads

I agree. The South Bitch Diet is bullshit. Granted, there's a lot to be said for the pussy & beer diet. But I'm still fat and stupid. Do you think I should add some cock to my diet?

Give me answers TJ pimp maestro! What bathroom do you hang out in? I like to dump my pesos before I cross the border.

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