Hello,

New to the board. My handle is short for Tijuana500. An homage to Indy500 or Daytona500. I came up with the handle because i did so many laps on my first trip to zona checking out the different bars and streetgirls.

I've lurked as a guest here and other boards and got enough info to make the initial journey safely but being new and lack of spanish I still hit speed bumps as you will see.

This report is from three different trips that happened over the past 3 weeks.

Trip 1. Thursday in October. After doing the tijuana500 I ended up in Adelitas. Filled the tank with beers and took in the place. I eventually approached a girl named Paula from Guadalajara. A blonde that stands in the area called "Hottie Central". She is the ultimate shark as you will find out. I asked how much for an hour and she said $200. You guys are going to kill me but i wasn't in the mood to haggle. I felt if you haggled it would provoke a weaker session. i forget who wrote if a girl don't hold your hand on the way up it's a bad sign. Well as soon as I said yes, she was racing upstairs and I had trouble keeping up with her. Got upstairs and paid the $22. Again she's racing to the room and i finally catch up. She asked for the money up front. Some say that's a bad sign but I didn't mind, but now I do. Anyway we get down to business. The BJ was ok and she never made eye contact. We make our way to mish and here is where it starts to go down hill. She puts here hand to block me from going all the way in and its very awkward and uncomfortable for me. i can't speak spanish and try to move her hand but she is saying something is spanish. i asked to do doggie and samething i eventually finish in mish but everything just felt wrong. I don't expect these girls to really get into it but I've had more fun watching porn. Anyway we have an hour so i clean up and lay down to catch my second wind and chit chat to break the ice hoping that would help the second session. Now get this, this is where it really goes off the deep end. she gets the other condom out and starts trying to get me up again with another CBJ. I'm not over the hill but I need a little break before 2nd round. I keep saying "i need time", "rest" "10-15 minutes". So she stops for maybe like a minute, while my hands are exploring i tried to suck on her breasts but she would let me. i never tried to kiss her but i doubt she would let me do that. Just a bored look on her faced and we are trying to talk my lack of spanish is taking us nowhere. She hears a song from downstairs and asked me the next time i come to buy her that CD. What? Are you kidding me i say to myself. Who does she think she is. Of course i say yes and she actually smiles and then back to silence. So after literally another minute passes she's at it agian trying to get me up and again i'm saying "i need time". So at this point she's looking at me like something is wrong with me and saying like she can't wait for me. more words are exchanged but the whole mood is taking a nose dive and i'm more mad than horny. and then it comes to me, really it just boils down to one thing she wants to get in, get out and get down stairs as soon as possible. there is money to be made and i'm wasting her time. i finally realize that and just say no more "mo mas" in my limited spanish. Here is where i wish i didn't pay her up front. Because we were only in the room for a half and hour at that point and i only went once. So i go to clean up at the sink and she is getting dressed and doing her make up. Before I'm done she is out the door. Whatever, welcome to TJ. I'm not rich but i can't get hung up on money. I probably should have complained but where would that have really gotten me. That is what this board is for. So I make my way back down to the bar and think about picking up another girl. While i'm sitting there this guys asks me how did it go. I tell him and he said he could tell by the look on my face. He says don't worry about it. He said he had been there and done that and says no more. I asked him, if repeating with her helps and he said no. She starts asking for gifts, cds, candy etc. And the sessions don't get any better, only worse if you don't bring something. He says not that she gets jelouse but she doesn't like it if you go up with othe girls. I don't get that. These girls go up with a ton of guys how can they be jealous. He just says its because its money out of her pocket. He went up with another girl one time and went with her next and she way underperformed to sort of punish him. i asked him about the hand at the "Y" move and he said just grab her wrist and move it. Not sure if this guy posts here but he should remember me by this story. He was a big help. Enough about Paula until trip 3...  but onto 2 on the next post.

tj500

TJ500,

I am so sorry for that disgraceful experience, but you're technique is all wrong!!

Okay, granted I am a young, fit guy that dresses well.  I can speak a little Spanish to get by.  I have some charm, and the cosmetic procedures have made me somewhat handsome.  Oh who am I kidding, I got lucky and the procedures have made me quite attractive to women and gay men.  

Anyway, even when I was out of shape and somewhat ugly, I did well in TJ.  But it didn't happen until I got comfortable with the environment and in-sync with the chica mentality.  
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First off, it is first and foremost about the money.  Let's keep it real.  Then you have to understand the reasoning and calculus of the average chica.  Why are they there?  Why do the best ones invest so much in themselves to be attractive to hombres -- this is including their act -- their attitudes, if you will.  It is all for three things -- money, money, money.  From this axiom, you can derive other truths and you can work around that.  Sometimes, the high-volume chicas take money for granted and that's not such a bad thing for some lucky guy.  Sometimes, it's not just about the money and if they like you and you both click, you can actually be the person that they use to break the monotony, the daily grind of fucking for a living.  This is when things get interesting.  But there is dominant agenda for them while they're there -- and that is to make as much money as they can, as fast as they can, and then move on with their dreams that their hard-earned cash will fund.  

Being comfortable with yourself in that environment is key because it tells them that you are a part of that culture.  It makes them comfortable.  And yes, being able to converse at least 50% of the time in Spanish is important because it makes things smoother, but it also tells them that you are investing YOURSELF in their culture, that you are not just some horny bastard. By culture I mean the Zona culture as well as the Mexican culture.  But mostly, it is the Zona culture that you need to immerse yourself in.  

Yeah, I know, they're logic is all wacked.  Trust me, I know.  But here's the deal: invest in yourself a little.  Even if you're ugly, get a nice hair cut, shave your head if your're bald, just look well-groomed and as if you are into yourself.  Women of all persuasions love guys who love themselves.  Invest in a little style; work out.  If you have a hairy back -- wax it!    If you are four-eyed, get some cool , hip glasses.  If you can grow facial hair, grow a hip goatee.  Heck, even if you're old -- do it anyway.  There are alot of cool, hip senior citizen hombres out there: Jack Nicholson, that Sling Blade dude, Nick Nolte, Anthony Hopkins, you get my drift.  Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, and my favorite old fart used to be Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris.  And let's not forget Boogie and John Wayne.

Anyway, the bottom line is this: even though you pay to play, chicks everywhere love to be charmed, love to be played in a good  way.  Chicas want to be treated like you were trying to pick them up in the real dating world, even though you are paying for it.  Why? because it makes them feel human in a world that can be very dehumanizing for them.  It makes them feel appreciated and desired as a person and not just some piece of meat for sale.  

With respect to your girl Paola (that's her name, not Paula -- she has nice big natural tits, right.  Blonde?), she is a shark no doubt.  But I reeled and gutted that baby.  Read my review of her  a few pages back on the TJ board.  I hypnotized her enough to get a very good session out of her, but when I lost my focus after the climax, she reverted back to absolute zero.  

The grand total, the net profit is this: Act strong, carry yourself like an Alpha male.Take charge, look at them in the eye and make them blink first.  Smile a lot. Confidence.  Latin women love strong men.  I don't know why, since American women just love to castrate their men. But don't fool yourself, all women like nice guys -- just not weak nice guys.   If you got fucked up teeth, get it fixed.  Make sure you don't have halatosis.  Work out.  and finally......"treat whores like your girlfriend, and treat girlsfriends like they're whores."  

Rico

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She might not give you a BJ if the hottie is getting only $50, but she will know that you mean business and have enough balls so will be less apt to fuck with you.  These chicas almost always act by intuition and gut feeling.  If you tell their gut feeling that you are one not to be fucked with, they won't.

As for the holding your hand while going up -- that is no real indication the session will be good. I have been jacked by chicas who did that.  The main thing for me is the vibe and the eye contact.  When I sit with them for a drink, I look deep into their eyes and just wait.  Not like a psycho, but like a dominant male.  It's an animal thing.  I know whether to go up with them or not from their reaction to my stare.    If they blink first, turn away and smile passively, then I've got them -- especially when they look back and try to stare back.  If they don't turn away and simply push for you to go upstairs, I pass.  This trick never fails for me.  I call it my patented Rico Telepathic Mac Staredown (RTMS).

Hope this helps.


Rico

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Do NOT , I repeat pay $200, bucks, come on , remember your in TJ, . YOU can get a great chick for $ 60 -80 dollars depending on the night, man.  Watch out for the ice queens, And what ever you do NOT , GO WITH A CHICK CALLED AFRICA, LAME, F$$K,  . SOme of the best lookers there are the worst hookers, and then some are little gems waiting to be found.  MONGER ON.

ABeautiflulMind,

You are the man! i'm working on my RMTS as i type.  I got everyting you said and have a whole new outlook for my next trip.

TJ500

No need to look further

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40 to 70 Dollars is what I pay at Adelitas. Thats for the top of line hot looking ones there. Just sit There and let them come
come to you. I sit there they come stand in front of me showing
me there ass turning around and smiling. The last time I was there the girls where agresively groping at me.
Remember the'ir there for your pleasure not the other way around.

A COUPLE  of times, first time she was the biggest ICE queen,, don't do this , don't do  that hurry up.. Than next time I dissed her, come on pussy's , pussy, there are great lookers at club A. TO bad guys get lured in by this biatch,,  don't get me wrong once in a while i like to get the ICE queens, and just give them a grudge f$$k , in that stink box ...  NICe to see your still here ABM.  REMEMBER GUYS, PUSSY'S PUSSY.

Reon't ever go above $70.

that's very good ABM!