I know, it seems impossible to believe.  And then, tonight, I was reading all the posts about TJ.  I had a mini-epiphany; I thought, OMG, this sounds like nirvana, less than an hour drive away.  WTF is the matter with me?  

What I'm saying, is, thanks to all the posters on the TJ board, you haven't changed my life yet, but I suspect you're about to...

He keeps posting about the crime rate down there to try and discourage crowding around all the hot babes.

Let us know how it goes!  But if it's good, try to post about it when rockhard's sleeping!

it takes a lot more than this to piss me off.

[And a word of warning, you don't want to be in the same room if I ever do get really pissed off.]

The Zone is big enough for many guys and I avoid Friday and Saturday nights like the plague.
Should I happen to be in TJ on a weekend night, I'll do take out and do a todo la noche to a quiet hotel...