13. Search for an ATM, get some pesos, wonder how much you just took out in American dollars, and try like hell to figure out how much you're actually giving these girls and why they seem disappointed to receive pesos instead of dollars.
14. Try to figure out what you're gonna do with the weird bill that's smaller than the others and those funny looking coins that don't fit right in your coin dispenser.
15. Wait forever in the %^#$%^#^#$%^ lines at the border where you give the odd bills and coins to people who look like they need them a lot more than you.
16. Say, "Yes, sir, I'm from California!" and then, "Just went across for dinner!" and then, "Yes, just one bottle of rum...oh and some chicle."
Fellas, you have the cheapest craziest market on TER & you guys never have anything to say. I guess if you live near TJ you really dont need TER but come on guys i would love to hear the stories.
1. Walk across the border 2. Talk some Spanglish to the locals 3. Order beer / watch futbol on the screen 4. See working girls 5. See one that is really attractive 6. Talk money 7. Repeat step #4 until you have had enough beer or you find a girl who will work with your budget. 8. Take girls upstairs. 9. Rub uglies 10. Get a decent performance, but nothing to write home about. 11. Complain about room service 12. Repeat step #3 until you are out of money 13. Go home.
It's only memorable when something wild happens, like whenyou see American girls at the Red Light Bars dance for money for their beer, or you pick up on an acutal girl who just started there. Otherwise, it's all about ordering the right "fish tacos".
All kidding aside, when I have good stories, I will post.
13. Search for an ATM, get some pesos, wonder how much you just took out in American dollars, and try like hell to figure out how much you're actually giving these girls and why they seem disappointed to receive pesos instead of dollars.
14. Try to figure out what you're gonna do with the weird bill that's smaller than the others and those funny looking coins that don't fit right in your coin dispenser.
15. Wait forever in the %^#$%^#^#$%^ lines at the border where you give the odd bills and coins to people who look like they need them a lot more than you.
16. Say, "Yes, sir, I'm from California!" and then, "Just went across for dinner!" and then, "Yes, just one bottle of rum...oh and some chicle."
the real stories and info are on just a few TJ pay sites
that's where I put up all my trip reports, stories and pics
There are a few free TJ sites, but not much get put up there, just like here.
If any of you guys have never been to TJ or have had a bad experience and want to get more out of your trips south, you need to make a small investment and join a TJ pay site.
The nominal membership fee will more than pay for itself when you have a good time...... just like here on TER when you get VIP membership- you get to read all the good stuff, take that knowledge and make better informed decisions.
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