"Go with somebody who can show you the rope!"

LOL!!! I'm sure you didn't mean it to sound the way it did but you really made my morning.

Rule of thumb in TJ if you go to one of those bars and can't decide who is a girl and who is not do the Hot test.
The hottest girls in the bar are not girls and the ugly ones are real girls

I do not recomend doing a chick with a dick as the HIV rate among gays and transexuals in TJ is 4 times greater than in San Diego.
I may be wrong in that figure but they had an article in the tribune last year and the figure was many times the San Diego rate.

keep safe guys
take care
Milkman

A few years ago, just for the hell of it, a friend and I hit several strip clubs on Revolucion. We had at least one drink in every place and by the 5th and 6th strip club, we were feeling really good.

But we sat down and two "chicas" came over to sit with us, both TV's or TS's. I told the "chica" to get lost and had paid for my drink and had a few singles in my pocket. This "chica" was trying to steal my measley $2 in my shirt pocket. I caught him/her trying to get my money, got pissed and was going to put a hurt on him/her but decided to get up, walk around and head for the banos. Being a bit drunk and getting in a bar fight would do nothing but land me in jail.

As one poster stated, there are tons of pickpockets out there, they'll try to steal any money they can.
Be careful and yes, it's usually the hottest looking "chicas" that are really guys, whether they have the package or it was cut off......

BUT, if you want to play a great joke on a newbie, you can take them to one of the Revolucion strip clubs, buy them some drinks, have them make out with a "chica" and tell them later on what they did.

JuansTijuana:

I am very interested in getting a tour of these bars if you have time this weekend. Email me at [email protected] as soon as possible. Thanks.