If you want desapointment and pay GFE rates for low budget girls, then by all means  go to Mexico Linda Bar agency.  I have circumnavigated the earth so I speak from experience.  I wrote a review with regards to one of the girls from this agency and was  threatened with physical violence when it was figured out it came from me stating the actual horrific facts. This agency's girl's are no better then the red zone girls you can find off the streets looking used up..  now to be fare and balanced cant state every girl  is below sub par from Mexicao Linda Bar,  but  streets walker ugly would be a fare assistmemt of the choices to pick from.

Some are quite attractive and more so that the bar chicas.  Now in our 20 years of service I think the truth about our chicas is well known and documented.  Over 1000 reviews and still going strong.

Note: The op was for sure disappointed with one chica....and that chica was later retired by a client at $1000 per week so she will be ok.  Later the OP tried to schedule with another chica, and because of his outright lies, I told him we would not be providing service to him any longer.  Also I feared for any chicas safety as this guy not only started screaming over the phone but left La Mansion so quickly, burning rubber that the staff at La Mansion immediately ran to the room to check on the welfare of the chica.  It turned out that he did not physically abuse the chica, but did scare her with his tirade.  

 I contacted the folks at TER they asked me to contact the OP and basically he admitted making up the reviews of the chicas and the administration removed his reviews.  I mean you must wonder that if a guy is getting terrible service why would he keep coming back to the same agency?

Finally many thanks to those of you that wrote to me to make sure I was aware of this guys attempt to discredit our agency.

Sure, not everyone of Mexico Lindo Bar's girls are perfect 10s. That's a subjective term and they try to cater to a wide audience. As such their girls run the gamut. From sultry to GND. Curvy to rail thin. Quite a few of them are smoking hot. Hot as all be damned in fact. Some of them have made the top 1 or top 10 list on TER for Tijuana. The pictures posted are accurate in my experience with several of the girls looking hotter in person. But aside from the looks MLB provides a great service. The operator is actually concerned with your safety. Concerned that you had a good time. If you complain about a lady's  performance the situation is addressed. It has been a while since I've journeyed south for playtime, but that's something I plan to rectify. When I do there are several ladies from this agency that I plan to visit. I can honestly say I've never had a bad time with a MLB girl. And while we're on the subject, I read the last few reviews you posted about MLB. Three of them to be exact. All negative, and all in the same month. If the service was that bad why in the fuck did you go back two more times? Definition of insanity man.

As someone who has been a client of this agency at least a couple of times a year since Sampson first founded the service, I must say that it has been the premiere service in Tijuana.  He has a lady for almost any taste, and strives to make sure you get the most appropriate one for your desires.  Young or old, svelte or meaty, stacked or flat, wild or mild, he will fill your need.   He does not post fake photos or make false claims.  Once he gets to know you he can and will make appropriate recommendations.  Like any service, you could get a dud, but if he gets legitimate complaints he will deal with them and send the lady packing, if necessary.

I also call bullshit on Seabeeoic's post about Mexico Lindo Bar (MLB).  And the profile he created for Sophia when he posted the review TER removed.

Let's start with I am an Anglo U.S. Citizen who has lived in Tijuana for over a decade. I speak Spanish well.   I am well known on the boards, in the ex-pat community, and by some locals.  I am the author of The Newbie Guide to Tijuana Mongering, and, before my semi-retirement, for many years I was a moderator the largest Tijuana "hooker board."  I've  also helped a lot of ex-pat hobbyists get settled in Tijuana.  So I "hear things."  

Regarding Mexico Lindo Bar (MLB), I have had many very enjoyable dates with many different MLB escorts, which have been first rate GFE sessions.  Many hobbyists have told me their experiences are similar to mine.  Any of the vets will tell you that MLB has a well earned reputation for being second to none in customer service and hiring escorts who provide true GFE sessions.

(Will you like every single MLB escort?  Probably not.  MLB is like Baskin and Roberts in that they try to have someone for everyone's tastes.  Be it spinners, chichonas, MILFs, gorditas, etc.  IMO that's good marketing and part of the reason MLB is the largest escort agency in Tijuana.)

Regarding Sofia:  The profile that  Seabee created lists her as being a smoker who reeks of cigarette smoke.  She does NOT smoke.  Nor does she reek of smoke.  Starting to see why I am calling bullshit on his fake, false, and misleading posts, profiles, and reviews?

BTW, Sofia is a good provider.  (Her, BBBJ, for example, will definitely put a smile on your face.)  Should she return from retirement (as often happens in this business) don't hesitate to see her if she fits for criteria for age, body type, etc.

As I said, I hear things.  I'll stake my reputation this is what happened:

1.  Seabeeoic booked a date with Sofia from Mexico Lindo Bar (MLB).
2.  Both on their website and over the phone MLB informs its customers they proved GFE sessions, but nothing more (such as S&M and BDSM).  Also that they require their customers to use condoms.
3.  When Sofia arrived Seabeeoic pressured her to provide a service--sex without a condom--that he knew (or should have known) she does not provide.
4.  Seabeeoic became loud and verbally abusive.  
5.  Seabeeoic then "bunt rubber" leaving La Mansion, presumably because he was afraid the police were coming to arrest him.  (Not paying/short paying a sex worker is rape in Mexico.)
6.  La Mansion was so worried about Sofia's safety that using their pass key the staff at La Mansion entered the room thinking Seabeeoic killed her.

After all this happened, Seabeeoic tried to book a date with another MLB escort.  MLB refused and told him why they no longer wanted him for a client  using some very uncomplimentary language.  (Which, because of how he treated Sofia was well desired, although I doubt it was strong enough.)

Because MLB doesn't want Seabeeoic for a client he then posted a false review about Sophia and four false, fake, and misleading TER reviews in an attempt to hurt MLB.  All  of which TER subsequently removed.  (Well done TER!)

Seabeeoic's actions are very harmful to the hobby.  Physically and/or verbally abusing providers turns good providers into lackluster, mechanical providers.  Any experienced hobbyist should understand without further explanation why paying at the end of a session is in the best interest of hobbyists.  Not paying/short paying (as Seabeoic did) puts this practice at risk.

Furthermore, the boards exists so hobbyists can share information and get the type of providers and sessions they want.  Making false, fake, and misleading posts and reviews is extremely harmful to the purpose of the boards.

If Seabeeoic had created false, fake, and misleading posts, reviews, and profiles on Tijuana's largest hooker board when I was a moderator I would have done more than removed them.  I've have banned him...and he would have richly deserved it.  

--burt

Just have to support Burt (and MLB) here.  I was actually at La Mansion the night of the reported incident involving Sofia, with another MLB gal, and I heard pretty much exactly what Burt just said from people while I was there just after this jerk left.

I'm glad that TER removed his review of Sofia (I never saw the other reviews), as I reported it at the time and never heard anything back.

While not every girl I've seen from MLB has been great for me, the agency owner has always come through with great service and has done his best to make things right for me.

I also agree that it's great that MLB doesn't have nothing but tiny spinners, and instead has ladies for every taste.  There's absolutely no downside to having a variety of ladies available, as if one doesn't meet your particular tastes, then just don't select that gal for your date!  Easy.