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All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 19504 reads
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1 / 23

I hope it's okay to ask this here.

So, what do you do if you open the door to the M&G and see your boss, your neighbor, your uncle, the librarian, etc...or all of the above?

I guess it depends on the relationship you have with that person, but is there an accepted way to avert a painfully awkward situation like this at a M&G?

-- Modified on 3/10/2007 3:17:58 PM

anon556644 16328 reads
posted
2 / 23

I suppose that you will then know that they are there for the same reason(s) that you are. If it is a pretty secretary (admin. asst.) hit on her and screw her brains out!  Just have fun!!!

wheelhouse 39 Reviews 19602 reads
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4 / 23
anon556644 15921 reads
posted
5 / 23

So tell them, please! this a forum to share experiences. Tell it like it is (was), dude!!! Inquiring minds want to know;)

-- Modified on 3/10/2007 5:58:39 PM

gohan1 117 Reviews 16655 reads
posted
6 / 23

How about meeting your daughter's best friend? Or your ex-wife? Yeow, the scary possibilities are endless. Better stay home. LOL

All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 16147 reads
posted
7 / 23

Gosh...way to make me feel better about going Gohan! LOL...

Luckily I have no kids...so my kid's friends are at least off the potential list.

What if you see a potential Presidential candidate there - in disguise of course - would this lock in your vote for him (I should say her too, but does anybody really think they would se Hillary here...I didn't think so)?

terrev 89 Reviews 14346 reads
posted
9 / 23

I doubt we would ever see Hillary at a MnG.  She danced for many years, but I don't think she ever transitioned into providing.  She had to give up dancing after that fateful night where she crushed all three poles at Bubba's House of Boobies outside Little Rock.

Bill on the other hand should definitely attend the MnG.  I bet he could tell about as many stories as Jeopcon...if not more.

arch1412 18458 reads
posted
10 / 23

or your mom... or mother in law.... ewwwwww !!!

BBrain 55 Reviews 12653 reads
posted
11 / 23

A provider, whose photos are blurred in her ads, told me that her doctor called her for an appointment. A week later she saw him for her doctor's appointment.

Another time, a congressman who she has met called her.

She didn't return any of those calls.

gohan1 117 Reviews 17230 reads
posted
12 / 23

I'm thinking of running for Governor. Just can't decide which state.

anon556644 19027 reads
posted
13 / 23

NFW!!!! Please refer to Polecat58's first answer. They are there for the same reason that you are. If not, it's too late anyway so just have fun and "JustDoIt!!!!!"

All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 16422 reads
posted
14 / 23

...we need some less oppressive laws down here!  And no more tax hikes please!

All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 15239 reads
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15 / 23

Good for her she recognized the numbers or did good screening first.

All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 13686 reads
posted
16 / 23

I would love to drink with Bill...trading intern stories...but I don't think I could ever accept a cigar from him!

BBrain 55 Reviews 17354 reads
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17 / 23
balto 27 Reviews 17202 reads
posted
18 / 23

You now have a common secret.
I would say something like " what the hell are you doing here?! I never knew you hobbied, that's so cool! Who was the last girl you saw?"

Now if I saw my wife's neice there, she might be pissed and I might just duck out the door to avoid any complications. If it's unavoidable. I guess you both share a secret that neither of you wants to let out. In the cold war they referred to this as Mutually Assured Destruction.

Anna bella See my TER Reviews 14846 reads
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19 / 23
Highandtight 33 Reviews 16226 reads
posted
20 / 23

"What the fuck are YOU doing here?" It imediately becomes a stalemate, and then you say, "I won't tell on you, if you don't tell on me." However, if that other person happens to turn out to be your wife, then there may be some serious ramifications !!

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 16924 reads
posted
22 / 23

Jeopcon would be telling true stories!!

recordman 4 Reviews 13542 reads
posted
23 / 23

The best advice, walk right up to the person, and say with a stright face: "Pervert"
Thisshould get a good laugh and make the whole situation a bit lighter

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