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All_AMPd_Up 21 Reviews 19502 reads
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I hope it's okay to ask this here.

So, what do you do if you open the door to the M&G and see your boss, your neighbor, your uncle, the librarian, etc...or all of the above?

I guess it depends on the relationship you have with that person, but is there an accepted way to avert a painfully awkward situation like this at a M&G?

-- Modified on 3/10/2007 3:17:58 PM

anon55664416328 reads

I suppose that you will then know that they are there for the same reason(s) that you are. If it is a pretty secretary (admin. asst.) hit on her and screw her brains out!  Just have fun!!!

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anon55664415921 reads

So tell them, please! this a forum to share experiences. Tell it like it is (was), dude!!! Inquiring minds want to know;)

-- Modified on 3/10/2007 5:58:39 PM

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All_AMPd_Up18811 reads

Sorry folks!

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recordman13542 reads

The best advice, walk right up to the person, and say with a stright face: "Pervert"
Thisshould get a good laugh and make the whole situation a bit lighter

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gohan116655 reads

How about meeting your daughter's best friend? Or your ex-wife? Yeow, the scary possibilities are endless. Better stay home. LOL

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All_AMPd_Up16147 reads

Gosh...way to make me feel better about going Gohan! LOL...

Luckily I have no kids...so my kid's friends are at least off the potential list.

What if you see a potential Presidential candidate there - in disguise of course - would this lock in your vote for him (I should say her too, but does anybody really think they would se Hillary here...I didn't think so)?

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terrev14346 reads

I doubt we would ever see Hillary at a MnG.  She danced for many years, but I don't think she ever transitioned into providing.  She had to give up dancing after that fateful night where she crushed all three poles at Bubba's House of Boobies outside Little Rock.

Bill on the other hand should definitely attend the MnG.  I bet he could tell about as many stories as Jeopcon...if not more.

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All_AMPd_Up13686 reads

I would love to drink with Bill...trading intern stories...but I don't think I could ever accept a cigar from him!

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quadseasonal16924 reads

Jeopcon would be telling true stories!!

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gohan117229 reads

I'm thinking of running for Governor. Just can't decide which state.

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All_AMPd_Up16422 reads

...we need some less oppressive laws down here!  And no more tax hikes please!

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arch141218458 reads

or your mom... or mother in law.... ewwwwww !!!

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anon55664419026 reads

NFW!!!! Please refer to Polecat58's first answer. They are there for the same reason that you are. If not, it's too late anyway so just have fun and "JustDoIt!!!!!"

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BBrain12651 reads

A provider, whose photos are blurred in her ads, told me that her doctor called her for an appointment. A week later she saw him for her doctor's appointment.

Another time, a congressman who she has met called her.

She didn't return any of those calls.

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All_AMPd_Up15239 reads

Good for her she recognized the numbers or did good screening first.

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BBrain17354 reads

And she recognize his voice.

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balto17202 reads

You now have a common secret.
I would say something like " what the hell are you doing here?! I never knew you hobbied, that's so cool! Who was the last girl you saw?"

Now if I saw my wife's neice there, she might be pissed and I might just duck out the door to avoid any complications. If it's unavoidable. I guess you both share a secret that neither of you wants to let out. In the cold war they referred to this as Mutually Assured Destruction.

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Highandtight16226 reads

"What the fuck are YOU doing here?" It imediately becomes a stalemate, and then you say, "I won't tell on you, if you don't tell on me." However, if that other person happens to turn out to be your wife, then there may be some serious ramifications !!

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