We Don't Need No Stinkin' Cake...

...cause I'm bringing a cream-filled Long John with Nuts for the ladies.  And they are all bringing Little Debbie Snatch Cakes for the guys.   LOL

Knowing what a great chef that you are anything that you come up with will be great. How about something bordering on obscene? A couple of boobs and a cock w/balls? You can get them at sex shops, unless MnG_Incorporated objects to that?

Would a pie be okay? Like a hair pie..... yummmmmm!

OMG....... don't mean to be offensive (You would be perfect for that!)

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I'm thinking a three-piece cake, each section is a number: 4...0...0  in honor of jeapcon's upcoming milestone.  Considering his contributions to the forum, and the significance of the milestone, it's a nice theme.

Or, we could put 400 individual candles on a very large cake and see if he can blow them out

ARMADILLO CAKE, please!

Every since seeing Steel Magnolias, I wanted to have armadillo cake!  One is made for a wedding.  It’s a horrible color of gray icing & the cake is blood red.  When two of the main characters decide to partake of the slaughtered animal, one of the best lines of the movie is unleashed:

Drum: Ouiser, can we call a truce long enough for me to get a piece of cake?
[Ouiser slices him the tail piece of an armadillo cake]
Drum: Aww, thanks Ouiser. Nothin' like a good piece of ass.


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