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such a rookie, dang it
justwandering69 7245 reads
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Been curious about the hobby for a while. Finally found myself in a place close to an amp. So I studied and studied the noob threads and felt I was finally ready to give it a shot. Everything you guys said played out like clockwork. yes, I had been there before. I even had an actual name pulled off a review for lady who was there about 6 months ago. I made it inside and the massage began. After a little time had passed, I touched her leg and she was responsive. Did the hands wandering thing. Rolled over. "What else would you like?" Of course, I said everything.  I offered up the leftover from what I took to get in the door, a bit over the FS suggestions here but close enough I was good with it. She said not enough for FS but could get BJ. I told her I wanted FS she said she needed much more. I should have declined and tried to see if she would cave but damn, it is hard to think straight with her hand wrapped around me so I caved. Wound up paying FS rate for a BJ and to top it off, she had me so worked up, I only got about 30 seconds out of it. DAng Dang Dang! Oh well. Now, I see it as a achallenge and I will be better prepared to negotiate next time. In hind sight, I had a blast. I really needed a massage and she was VERY good at it. Better luck next time.

mrfisher5545 reads

It takes a bit of time to master anything and you have a great attitude.

Go get 'em tiger!

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justwandering695118 reads

I felt kind of bad. I had never even heard of using a piece of plastic wrap as a cover but taht is what she did. Well, I have been alone longer than anyone should have to be and apparently, blew right through that flimsy wrap! She was coughing and spitting like crazy. Had I not already given her everything I took in with me, I probably would have given her something for the mishap. I was a bit taken aback while there. She was the only one present and stopped a couple times during the massage to answer the phone! Not a big deal, I suppose but I would have preferred to have her undivided attention. I will go later in the day next time and hope more people are present to cover the desk duties.

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PittPanther5273 reads

So, on your very first time at an AMP you successfully blew your load into a providers mouth. Sweet! Some guys never get to do that, even after years of hobbying. Don't worry about the money, it's really not a big deal. Just think about the nut you blew into her mouth...

Posted By: justwandering69
I had never even heard of using a piece of plastic wrap as a cover but taht is what she did. Well, I have been alone longer than anyone should have to be and apparently, blew right through that flimsy wrap! She was coughing and spitting like crazy. Had I not already given her everything I took in with me, I probably would have given her something for the mishap.

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mrfisher5168 reads

Plastic wrap looks like a tennis net to a ball bearing.  It provides zero protecton from viruses, or spermatoa for that matter.

Avoid that place and find another, and also it doesn't hurt to carry of few real condoms in your pocket just in case.

Places like that are dangerous.

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asiantantric4846 reads

Since it was BJ the risk would be much much lower

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SolaLove4918 reads

Plastic wrap is often used in place of latex dental dams, and is often used for body to body contact in the kink community.

As long as it is original and not microwavable (which is minutely porous) it makes a pretty fabulous barrier, and the sensation is better than with latex.  I can't imagine trying to use it for intercourse, there is not really a way to seal it, and it would easily slip and slide... but for oral?  It's good.

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guybeingaguy5013 reads

I REALLY am ............

But
one
thing
I
know
for
sure
is
NEVER
negotiate
money
while
your
hard
dick
is
in
a
womans
mouth
or
hand !!!

If all you owned was my opinion and 2 dollars , your net worth would be around 2 dollars :)

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Captain Cuddles3704 reads

I almost never seek extras other than a HJ. However I always bring a condom no matter what.

Sometimes the girl will be too pretty not to ask for suckey suckey. Actually I just point my finger to my lips which means just that. I don't actually say "you suckey suckey."

I would never want full service in a MP and have never had it.

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