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Red Lantern Asian Fusion Club
MTBell 1614 reads
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Can anyone tell me about the Red Lantern Club in Chicago's Chinatown?  They advertise heavily on Adultsearch dot com, as being a massage parlor with many hostesses, $160/hr.  Is this a legit spot?  I got ripped off at a place in Bloomingdale that advertised hostesses for $150, but all that $150 got me was a trip to a back room with an overweight pig who then told me she couldn't do anything illegal, unless I paid $1500!  I left, $150 lighter with nothing to show for it.  If I go to the Red Lantern can I expect more than that?
I'm looking for action, not a massage.
The place SOUNDS nice, but I won't get fooled again.  I hope.

I DO NOT KNOW CHICAGO SOP!! First, about the Red Lantern: Provide some LINKS! ... Do they have photos / names in their ads? Can you make an appointment to see a particular masseuse? If the masseuse you meet is someone else (you made an appt to see Amy but they bring out Sally -- and you are not thrilled by Sally) or it is not the girl in the photo (bait and switch), you can excuse yourself and leave. Of course, if you are pleasantly surprised by Sally, stay!  
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In some locations, "lineup" is SOP or can be requested. After you walk in but BEFORE you pay the fee, ask if you can meet who is working or who is available now (you won't see those who are working that day but busy with someone else at the moment).
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As far as costs go, some not too outdated numbers are $80 House fee + $80 tip (for HE / HJ) = $160. I think your masseuse did you a favor by asking for $1500 as it made your decision easy. If she or even someone more attractive to you had said $500 or $300 you might have struggled with Should I? Shouldn't I? and maybe still had regrets.

Posted By: MTBell

Can anyone tell me about the Red Lantern Club in Chicago's Chinatown?  They advertise heavily on Adultsearch dot com, as being a massage parlor with many hostesses, $160/hr.  Is this a legit spot?  I got ripped off at a place in Bloomingdale that advertised hostesses for $150, but all that $150 got me was a trip to a back room with an overweight pig who then told me she couldn't do anything illegal, unless I paid $1500!  I left, $150 lighter with nothing to show for it.  If I go to the Red Lantern can I expect more than that?  
 I'm looking for action, not a massage.  
 The place SOUNDS nice, but I won't get fooled again.  I hope.

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