After another long flight (lord, but I hate airline seats) I visited my local AMP where I've typically had very good visits, especially with one masseuse in particular.  This time I showed up as they were opening, and the place was empty.  For the first time ever mama-san is who met me at the door, and I was a bit apprehensive when I requested four hands, but then one of my regulars showed up for the shower so I figured all was okay.

After the shower we returned to the room and I hit the table, and then a set of hands touched my back and neck; hands that had muscle & sinew with strength that I've not felt since playing sports!  She was able to really work out the neck muscles with a thumb & forefinger grasp that most simply can't do, so that part was amazing.

But after the flip she slapped on about a half gallon oil and spanked it like a monkey on crack!  No leadup or teasing, no front massage, and worst of all no friction.  I've been coaching the other girls on "less oil + slower start = faster ending" but mama-san would have none of that.  Felt like my balls had been through a fastbag routine when it was over, and took nearly twice as long.

Lesson learned - for a great back massage then mama-san may have serious skills, but after the flip try to keep her away from junior!