i have decided that i would like to go to an AMP and i have a few questions
1)is it obligatory for you to accept the table shower and if you don't will you still get HE
2)will they get suspicious because i am 21 and look really young(at least that's what some people say when i tell them my age)
3)i am kinda hairy but not that hairy should i just shave or trim
4)any good AMPs in new york would like one that is close to 155 st if possible by the way it can all so be kmp or rmp.


                                            thanks in advance

Proper protocal is essential at an AMP, so here's my replies based on my long history with these wonderful creations:

1.  Yes, you must accept the table shower.  Cleanliness is an essential part of the Asian sex culture, and I'm glad it is.  Most of these table showers are pretty sexy forms of foreplay, so don't pass up the chance for one.

2.  Your age will not be a factor if they let you in.

3.  Asian gals love hairy men.  There is a Bond film where 007 and an Asian counterpart are getting a bath from a geisha.  Bond's co-hort notices that 007 is getting extra treatment and remarks:  "Bird not make nest in tree without leaves."

4.  Not exactly sure what those terms mean, but NYC is chockabloc with AMPs.  I've had excellent luck in NYC just using the Yellow Pages.  Mid-town seems to be the best.  Also try little Korea on 31st between 5th and 6th.

Relax and enjoy.

(Be sure to bring your wallet into the room with you instead of leaving it in the locker.)