I simply googled for Massage Parlors in my area and believe it or not, besides the Craigs listings for PERSONALS, there were plenty others to choose from. YMMV.

Some people will post...They offer more than just a massage here or some will actually write I was disgusted when they rubbed my private parts!   Girls gotta try right?

Look for this type of yelp review:
I'm writing a review as I'm getting the massage right now. It's just thattttt bad. The front desk girl became my masseuse. I don't even think she is licensed. Let me just state the bed was so hard! I could have just laid on the floor and gotten a massage. There's no difference. She's just rubbing me and does not understand pressure points at all. Twice has she used her elbows on my scapula! I had to tell her to stop because it obviously hurt. Never use bone on bone!!! Save your money and do not go to this place!!!