Hey guys!

In the spirit of Christmas take a peek at a few of my choice cheesiest holiday lines! This will surely make you laugh, right click out or book an appointment with me to see what the hell kind of lady would find these anecdotes amusing. Now introducing....Yasmin Belle's TOP 10 lines that may not render me topless!

1. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole?
2. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
3. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
4. You're the reason Santa has a naughty list.
5. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
6. Wanna meet Santas little helper
7. Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
8. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
9. I've got your stocking stuffer right here!
10. Believe me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
(Editors note: If it glows you might be radioactive and may want to consider seeking the opinion of a trained medical professional)



Now on to the delicious deets!

I am a 5'6 ebony exotic beauty of island descent. With perky natural breasts, a slim waist, high round booty and soft silky tresses that tickle the middle of my back you could possibly overdose on chocolate after you Nestle' with me! My skin is even, soft, and irresistible!
I have mesmerizing eyes, with cute dimples that frame a smile that will warm your heart and ignite your desire. What I hope to offer you is the complete package.

If you crave excitement, talent, and FUN you my dear are in luck. Hobbying shouldn't be BORING! It should evoke every emotion you desire. I am here to provide you with solutions to all of your neglected needs. To sum it all up I am WILD, naughty, sexy, sensual, and Booking Now!

Check out my blog (follow my reviews to find link), visit my site, contact me for booking inquiries.
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