Hello Gentlemen!  

This is your Captain Ms Toy speaking. You are about to board Toyland's Temptation Express and this jet is fully equipped with anything your body desires!!  
     
If for any reason you experience a loss in cabin pressure, I will automatically drop down to apply more to activate the flow of excitement for you!!  
     
Extinguish all clothing for it only gets in my way!  Pull my body close to yours. Place my lips over your mouth and kiss me slowly, softly and deeply to really get those engines fired up as your hands glide over my delicate curves!!  
     
In the event of overexcitement, please do use your seat cushion as a "flotation" device!! Wink Wink!! Woo hoo!
     
I ask that you please observe the "No Letting Go" sign. I do anticipate quite a few turbulences along the way!!  
     
As we make our final approach to ultimate Satisfaction, please bring your lips, your hips and your arms into the upright and locked position for landing!! Can you feel it yet??  MMMM!!!  
     
I ask that you please remain awake until this jet comes to a complete stop for more "flights" are always expected on this itinerary if you are game and able!!! Woo hoo!!  
     
Time to board approaches fellas....Get ready for your proper welcome to Toyland!!    
     
     
Muah!  
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