: Maryland Discussion : Technically...

"Bird watching" refers to swallowing. I think the origin had to do with watching the swallows coming to Capistrano. And swallows are birds. Hey, I don't make the euphemism.

A-level is a common phrase in Britain for Anal sex. At least that is what it says on the list Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (A-M) easily found at the Self Help Center on the Newbie Board.

JohnyComeAlready 387 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 9

Re: Explains the language in the ad

Yeah I thought the A-level would have been something related to anal.

as far as bird watching, I was any where from clock-watching, to some kind of scat play euphemism?

Posted By: ryan3504

"Bird watching" refers to swallowing. I think the origin had to do with watching the swallows coming to Capistrano. And swallows are birds. Hey, I don't make the euphemism.

A-level is a common phrase in Britain for Anal sex. At least that is what it says on the list Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (A-M) easily found at the Self Help Center on the Newbie Board.

Try this one on for size. Why do pretty young women flock to heroin use?

Captain Midnight 35 Reviews 549 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 9

Saw her yesterday. Don't plan to do so again.

Review is in progress, but here are a few highlights -- hair is now anime pink, and session is "one and done". Incessant chatter. She wiped down the TV with a baby wipe, for some reason, and insisted on a fresh wrapper when switching from BJ to main event. Broke out the pipe without asking if I minded.

Just... no.

comp_me 25 Reviews 358 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 9

The pipe? My goodness!

Never had that happen to me. Call me a "square" if you wish, but I don't want that stuff anywhere near me.

JohnyComeAlready 338 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 9

Technically...

You did receive a GFE, just a very bad GFE.