I just moved to Baltimore from Los Angeles. Out in L.A. I found a girl through TER that did manscaping (shaving down there) and she did a much better job than I ever could.  There are a lot fewer places like Thai Massage and the like out here to try and find someone who might provide that kind of service, so I thought I'd try my luck here since it's where I found the girl back in L.A.  Anyone know who I might contact for this sort of thing?

Get yourself a Braun Body glide or something similar and a good quality pair of barber scissors and just practice. Your manscaping skills will improve with time.