...but we are definitely in need of a Maryland board attitude adjustment. How do we get more fun happening here? Is there a Maryland board Chief Fun Officer (CFO) or some delegated official who can do something about this sad situation?
Do we have theme days? What about that? Gratuitous naked girls just for the hell of it. That would help, right?
Lemme see.... A technique for handling balls... Well it depends on whether the ball is black tie or not! LOL Either way I think I would handle them gently and with extra care! Badumpbump!
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