Funny Confucius Sayings about Man and Woman


Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Confucius say: Man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

Confucius say: He who let woman on top is fucking up.

Confucius say: Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets tit-bit.

Confucius say: Man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say: Man who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

I like your sense of humor. and the last sayings a lot..........I hope that you have a great day

Confucius say rape impossible, woman can run faster with skirt up than man can with pants down!