Folks, help me out please. I sent this text - with the respective changes for specific names and add links - to a few reviewed providers in MD. And haven't heard back from a single one. I was trying to be polite and respectful, watched the language, etc. Followed the guidelines and common sense. What am I doing wrong? Here is an example of a text I sent

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Hi, so-and-so. I found your review on TER and saw the linked ad (link). I am interested in 1 HR or HHR appointment, depending on your and my availability. Unfortunately your ad does not list your rates. What are the HR and HHR donations?
I am a 60 years old professional and interested in very basic quality service.  I am an easy and respectful customer. I expect safety, professionalism and discretion from a provider.  
My schedule is pretty hectic, I can only do mornings or early afternoons during workdays. (list my availability for the week)
As to the payment goes, I only do cash at the door. I recently got had with the standard "Venmo for the room number, then a security deposit". So, I am a bit jumpy about this, I hope you understand. Other than that, I am open to any kind of verification you might require. Safety is always first
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So, WTF is wrong with the text like above that I got zero responses?
Thanks!

Actually, it's not completely accurate that nobody answered. 2 providers replied right away. But one is currently in FL and another in CT. Is it just my bad luck?

Probably. Did you try emailing? I have found over the years that most providers prefer email for an initial contact even if a phone number is listed in their profile.

 
Do they have websites? If so, did you look at them? Many ladies have certain requirements for contacting them.

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IMHO you have way too much information in your message.  Generally short and to the point initially is best.  Don’t go in out of the gate with your don’t, won’t list.   Let them respond with the specifics and then refine from there.  Crap shoot at best if they deliver what’s promised if they are not reviewed on here.  Reviews are a very good indicator of what’s available and how rhe session will go although YMMV.

Give your name  appointment time and location and references.  Thats it.  Dont talk about payment  what they offer what you want your dog  your cat  your grooming your house car or anythign else

Is Jane available for a 1 hr in Springfield on Thursday at 1pm?  My name is John smith and my references are  Jane 555-555-5555  and    Doe 555-555-5555

mentioned the half hour... is a turn off (for me).  
Also, theres too much info but not YOUR info.  
we received hundreds of emails written like this... seems like copy paste.

END OF MESSAGE

And decided to avoid. Made them fill uneasy.