and meeting some new friends, they began toasting before every drink. I listened to a great many good toast , and I mean a lot of toast before I contibuted my own.

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me

I had you at the first line, and the drink had me at the last

So many threads about the same damn thing lately. I thought we have some creative people here, lets see what we can come up with.

Feel free to add toast, or limricks, about fine women and fine drink. NO Nantucket limricks please, LOL