I'm Norah, your friendly neighborhood smartass geek turned classy ass hooker! Or something.
 
Ok sorry, let me get more conventional. I'm well-dressed, well-groomed, well-spoken...though not particularly well-rested today.
 
Wait try again, I'm a seductive and elegant courtesa...I can't keep a straight face while saying or even typing that word...
 
Let's put it this way. All those things that everyone promises to be, plus a good deal more. I won't promise you luxury and show up in bare-faced, hair in a bun, in sweats. If you're really worried by my lack of positive adjectives playing up my strong suits, I highly recommend taking a gander at what those who've spent time with me have said. Or better yet, read what I've said on my site when feeling a bit more flowery in prose.
 
I'm Washington DC based but I travel often and find myself in LA, just in time for the M&G!

I'll be in Downtown LA at least one day and could be persuaded to choose another location like Beverly Hills or West Hollywood? I'll have incall the evening of Tuesday the 26th to the 28th (also flexible!). If those dates don't work out for you,  I HIGHLY recommend dropping me a note and joining my mailing list so I can let you know about future trips. I do plan on making other trips
 
And with that, call me baby! (but really you can't call, sorry)
xo,
Norah Lucille