Like most successful entrepreneurs, I don't often find myself running with the pack but rather striking off on my own course. I am Edrienne Cole, a slightly different kind of private companion.
This is supposed to be a bio, a sales presentation, a "Pick me! Pick me!" shtick. But how does one attempt to convey the essence of their being in a few written paragraphs? I could go with the formula: Are you looking for a balance of charm and sophistication, mischeviousness and decorum, a love of laughter and a gentle sensibility? Then look no further. I will fulfill all your wildest dreams ....while taking long walks on the beach by moonlight, holding a fuzzy bunny under my arm and singing with perfect pitch.
See, I just can't follow a formula for long.
Since following the formula isn't my thing, allow me to be very genuine with you and say that while the above traits may be true (other than the singing, I wouldn't subject you to that) what I want most is to see you let go -- to take a little time out for self-care and lose yourself in the pleasure of my company.
Do you like discussing world events, speculating on domestic finance, or are you an oenophile, love to travel, or have some other passion you'd like to share with me? There are a million different ways to share our interests and we should waste no time in discovering all of them!
Please note: While I am based in Denver, I visit Manhattan, DC and Chicago frequently. But since I'm not the biggest fan of cold weather, I thought I'd try to make some friends in sunny California to give me an excuse to run away to the beach!
At the moment I'm looking to make a trip to the LA area (near UCLA) the week of February 27.
If you'd rather not wait for my next trip to roll around and would prefer I visit at a time and location convenient to you, I would be happy to meet you most anywhere (continental US) most anytime for 4hrs/4500 (minimum); otherwise, my rates start at 2hs/2k (min).
Screening is *required*. As such, requests with less than several days lead time have little chance of working out.
If you have a penchant for literotica, there are a handful of fictionalized accounts of me (othewise known as reviews) available with a simple search.
Aww, c'mon! No teasing! I figured that since I'm probably not as familiar to the gents on the West Coast as I am to those on the East, I'd at least give the a little more to go on than my usual "Hey, I'm heading out!" thing. But I do appreciate the Cliff Notes version for any who may be a little ADHD. hee hee
We need to give Edrienne a warm welcome to LA and hope that she will put us on her regular rotation. She is one of the fittest, sexiest, most talented and insatiable women I have ever been with. She put me through one of the most intense aerobic sexual workouts I have ever had. I would pay for an hour with just her tongue. But there is so much more. She may be pricey but aren't all the best things.
Words are inadequate to describe my time with Edrienne. You must experience her for yourself to understand.
You make me blush with all that.... very kind. Thank you! I suppose that since I'm coming down to OC at the beginning of the week to see you, I should let the other OC folks know...
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