I'm sorry, I love California, I love the weather, I love the beauty, but the traffic and the prices? Help me move, please!! I need to be in Vegas by October! THE SALE GOES ON UNTIL I MOVE!

I'm offering rock bottom prices at this sale, you won't believe it!

1/2 hour - $200

1 hour - $300

1.5 hours - $450

2 hours - $600

Mind you I don't watch a clock and I am never in a hurry so you MAY get just a little more time than you pay for if you're sweet to me!

I know I just got here and I really do like you all, but I have to live where it's affordable.

So come see me, say hello, good-bye and grab a little something at the sale, why don't you? :P