If you haven't received the party details, send an email to [email protected].  It might've been overlooked or an email address was entered incorrectly.  In any case, I will be checking my email until tomorrow morning to make sure you won't be left out.  Still want to come?  Only previous M&G attendees and reviewed providers can request an invite to this private affair of over sixty (60) guests.  Lovely ladies galore!

-Ladies attend/dine for free with 1-kiss minimum to the host, ahem.  Did I mention "minimum"?
-Guys, kiss me and you will see shiny stars.  $80 at the door, cash money!

That is all.  See you at the party!

-poet