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jackmacguyver 733 reads
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Happy New Year.  So I've learned to: bring my own towel, ask "what are the rules?", " Independents, are NOT!, "If she's really nervous on an outcall She's here with her boyfriend and she is about to take the money and run . . .",  For 90% of you IT'S ALL about the MONEY, and that's a HUGE Turn-off ! ! ! (and those of you that made it ALL about the money I will NEVER see again!!!)  Almost all of the "profiles" are BS and the only way to get a sense of a providers Talent is to mix it up with her.  
 
K_ _ _ _ _ you're the BEST ! !   luv you.  (remember, I don't kiss and tell)
The majority of you are ALL THE SAME.  ( Its why you only saw me once)
Two of you are complete $ Whores.  (You two are good looking but I find greed a disgusting turn-off)

Score 22-1-3
[What's the score, Provider one or multiple orgasms - paid and I walked, Ewww - You got me too]  
_ _ _ _ _ ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _     22  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  1  _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _  3  _ _ _ _  
And you all know who you are.  Don't take it personally . . .  it takes both parties to make magic.

Again, Happy New Year

Jonathan

EasyGoing4U433 reads

Wow, you might want to quit the hobby and get a girlfriend.

Personally,
1. Never brought a towel
2. Never asked the rules as I read the reviews, website, or P411 info
3. Never had one bring a driver or boyfriend
4. Mostly about the money....Well, it is a service business
5. The profiles are sometimes wrong....  so PM the other hobbyists that seen the provider and get a private take on that.

You might try reviewing some of them that did you wrong.

-- Modified on 1/1/2014 9:48:26 PM

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Jinx_The_Cat369 reads

Obviously, the stress of hobbying was too much and he has officially gone BSC.  I sure hope he quits before he starts thinking about trash bags and duct tape.

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SerenaVincente378 reads

+1

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BigPapasan462 reads

...only entrant.  He wanted to have a Meet & Greet for providers and himself only.  He even posted the location of the M&G on the board!  He's picking up right where he left off.

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=15184&boardID=42...

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QueenBia368 reads

I know for a fact I am not the same as all the other providers, but am glad you met a few gals who did tickle your fancy last year.  The money is not my motivation I am here for fun just, like you, but yes I do get accommodated for my time.  Chemistry is everything & that is why I created a website that clearly states the facts.  The gents who do read a providers website, or reviews prior to attempting to book a date are sure to find what they are looking for.

Happy New Year & I have a new positive attitude that is sure to succeed regardless.  Smile 4 me!

 
* I do agree with you that many poor providers are money grubbing whores who have pimps, or wannabe boyfriends.  I do all my homework prior to booking a playdate, so I would not be scared on an outcall to your hotel, but yeas I always get a bit excited, and nervous when when walking up to the room it is the thrill that makes me continue.

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BustyGina357 reads

well said MP......   we are not all the same  
do your rescue ..I have over 100 towels ....and clean ones ,,,,,

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fred4111429 reads

I always bring my own towel, I like my 100% Egyptian cotton towels with the pretty "Hello Kitty" design.  Not one provider has ever accomodated me with a pretty and soft "Hello Kitty" towel !!!!

And the nerve of these greedy providers expecting me to place an envelope with Benjamins on the night stand !!!!  Not one provider has ever given me an envelope full of bejamins, damn greedy bitches !!!  

And why would I ever waste my time reading the reviews and asking other members about their previous experience with a provider ??? These bitches should not be hiding their pimp in the closet and posting pictures of other hot chicks in her profile, don't they read "Escort Rules for Dummies" by Schuster publishing ?

Happy fuckin New Years to all my favorite greedy bitches, you know who you are (muah), see you next week for another miserable session.

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Adjax347 reads

Posted By: jackmacguyver
   

" Independents, are NOT!, "

 Jonathan

+1

Lots are still "managed" and surprisingly ok with it as long as they got a place to stay & got someone to pay their bills; financially it just does not make any sense….even if majority of them are illegal but still. No business like ho business I guess.

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DoctorGonzo292 reads

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jackmacguyver248 reads

Score:  25-1-3  :)  :)  And they both got sore and said NO MORE!  

And were both Very Attractive.  #1 Blew it aka #737 (--- if you get a number like that I will have nothing to do with you EVER!!!).  Confirmed 2hr session then blocked me on phone upon arrival.  
 #2 Made tentative date for following Tuesday then failed to communicate.  #2 still has a chance . . .

If they were running any other kind of business they'ed be OUT OF BUSINESS 'cause the competition would eat them alive.

Jonathan

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jackmacguyver250 reads

#2  Treated me like an old man.  So that is what I am now, an old man.  Getting to her, to keep the appointment, was grueling, but I made it.  With a minute or two to spare.  Appointment time Sunday 1/12/2014, 4pm.  El Monte del viejo.  'Quiere su tinto Sr. Viejo?'  No! A gift is a gift.  When you get that -hurry up and get out of here, you're grossing me out feeling from the Provider - you spend the rest of the day feeling like worthless garbage.  When a Provider's actions make me feel like I'm garbage then I've had enough for now.  
  New subject,  If you the Provider are married or carry the appearance of marriage, such as wear a ring on your ring finger and have MRS.(robinson) tattooed between 20 and 27 dots in inch lettering, that weren't there in the past, please understand (I do not covet my neighbor's wife.)  

So . . .  For now, I can't do this anymore . . . To those Providers I have made, feel bad, or uncomfortable,  I'm sorry.  That was never my intention.  I look in the mirror at my face and I now see what Millenniums see . . .  an Old Man,  accepting the label - He's old, Eewwww. - will take some time for me, to adjust to, what I look like to Them.  Time for me to act my age.  I need to find myself a quiet park bench to sit on for the next fifty years.  Here is what I know, and I know, that I know because I have seen it in many facilities every time.  THE OLD FOLKS HOMES ARE FULL OF LONELY LADIES!!!!!  

On the side lines for now, lookin' for my park bench,

Jonathan

-- Modified on 1/13/2014 12:52:43 AM

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jackmacguyver321 reads

Ya know ya just can't stop eating apples cause one had a worm.  

So  LET'S PLAY!!!!!

luv you all jst bcse you're woman!!!

Jonathan

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