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BigPeterJohnson 38 Reviews 536 reads
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yah but her dad's best friend is hot!

BigPeterJohnson2548 reads

if i was younger, even by 5 years, it would have bothered me: i just got canceled on by a woman who gets great reviews and had great recommendations by guys on ter whose opinions i implicitly trust. no big whoop but she only canceled after she saw in her parking garage.

she said she didn't like my face!  first time in my life that it was my face that was a problem, lol!

luckily for me i was able to arrange for a last minute date with another lady, so i didn't waste the blue pill in my blood stream.

i have had occasions where both the lady and i knew it wasn't working within the first 5 minutes and we called it a day.  but i have never been turned away because of my looks (ostensibly).

i know there are no guarantees in life, and even less in the hobby, but one might expect a certain level of decorum from the higher rated ladies.

[end of whine]

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Silkstalkings621 reads

I've had my appointment canceleld before but never regarding your situation.

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BigPeterJohnson569 reads

i've had plenty of no shows, but never a show up then say i don't like your face then send me packing lol!

c'est le guerre!!

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CaptainRenault769 reads

Once went to see a high end provider at her apartment....  Knocked. Door opened.  She freaked. I didn't realize I had an LAPD ball cap on. Friend of mine, a cop, gave it to me.  Bye bye.....  Still laughing.....

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BigPeterJohnson586 reads

lol well that's kind of your bad... my face wasn't my idea, it was my mother and dad's...

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OingeBoinge620 reads

when seeing providers.  I have had a couple over the years get a little nervous and tell me later they were extra cautious because I looked like a cop.  But I never tried dressing up like one.  Maybe you just discovered how to get out of an appointment you changed your mind one without having to be the one to actually cancel.  Oh gosh, I shouldn't even be putting that idea out there.  I guess that is the ultimate fashion no no when going to an appointment.  Good story though and good for a laugh.

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IBDPhotography473 reads

Posted By: CaptainRenault
Once went to see a high end provider at her apartment....  Knocked. Door opened.  She freaked. I didn't realize I had an LAPD ball cap on. Friend of mine, a cop, gave it to me.  Bye bye.....  Still laughing.....
Haha...I guess that would freak me out too if I were in her shoes

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OingeBoinge612 reads

so that really sucks.   It is also not very professional of her.  Though on the other hand, it is probably better she cancel then than have a crappy visit.  There might have been other factors also that gave her cold feet.  Or maybe it was not your looks directly but that you reminded her of someone.  Like maybe you looked a lot like her dad's best friend.  :-)

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BigPeterJohnson537 reads

yah but her dad's best friend is hot!

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Nightfalle500 reads

I did know someone who got rejected because their face too closely resembled the girls father.  Could be that you aren't ugly just remind her of someone that gives her a big weird out factor?

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footlong4699550 reads

I saw a vey well known provider with great reviews acroos the board like you say a couple years ago. I always research my providers carefully cause there are certain things i want when i play and i want to be extra sure she will do them. We discussed these things ahead of time and all was good she opened the door and i could tell immediately by the look on her face and in her eyes she wasn't real happy with my looks but she never said anything. When we got to play time it was no i don't do that or that I'm not feeling like it today when i called her on it and said well your reviews said you did and also on the phone it was cool she just said no since we were kinda already started with other things i just finished and left.
On another note i did have a girl who was supposed to be a "greek goddess" tell me once before we meet if i wanted that she would probably have to charge me by the inch lol i never asked what her rate was by the inch i just never went to see her still laughing about that one.

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velvetsinner541 reads

Oh, I so wish I could get rates like that.  "Here's an envelope with $5.  Can we get started?"  Note also that the $5 includes a tip.

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footlong4699447 reads

Ha ha yeah i thought it was funny and kinda strange i'd have to pay a little more than 5 bucks lol but i was always curious what the inch rate was above the normal donation but never asked.

Posted By: velvetsinner
Oh, I so wish I could get rates like that.  "Here's an envelope with $5.  Can we get started?"  Note also that the $5 includes a tip.

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60dragon441 reads

That's really funny!

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dick h480 reads

next time wear a lone ranger mask or the glasses wityh the nose and moustache. Any other kind of mask may get you in trouble.
Also write her back and say " I didnt like your fat ass as you walked away"

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BigPeterJohnson381 reads

hey, i said "eom" dummy!  don't look here!

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tankbinding517 reads

It was something else? Some sort of backchat on a provider website that caused one of them to want to kick you in the teeth like that? I haven't heard anything like that but just brain-storming here.

I have a scar from my chin almost all the way to my ear and have never had that happen...

Can you PM me her name BPJ?

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ddiego69500 reads

BPJ, you are a gentleman so you should not reveal her name.

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BigPeterJohnson501 reads

sorry dude i already told everyone who pm'd me her name.  i don't think unprofessionalism like this should go unremarked.

and i'm only a gentleman to ladies who treat me as such.  this woman rhymes with runt.

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NatalieElmore508 reads

lease, PM or email me [email protected] , and I will kindly reveal why our respected dear friend BigPeterJohnson was rejecte

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mattradd534 reads

the size of your shoes she looked at, and thought you were too much for her!  ;)

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BigPeterJohnson427 reads

Posted By: mattradd
the size of your shoes she looked at, and thought you were too much for her!  ;)

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Jinx_The_Cat500 reads

But then again I look just like Benjamin Franklin.

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