Just noticing a provider's photo that includes her wearing a crucifix.  I'm an atheist who would still be willing to fuck a Christian hard (or Jewess, or any other religion), but if I had to choose between two providers who were equal in every way, I'd probably pick the one who wasn't wearing religious paraphernalia.  

Am I alone in this sentiment?  (On the other hand, there's something kind of naughty about Jesus being in the room, albeit in miniature form, as we're pounding away.)

A long time ago on a long weekend in Mexico as I was fucking a seriously beautiful Latina in the ass, I reach around and my hand gets stuck on her necklace. I then notice that it’s a cross. She says to stop and carefully untangle my hand from the necklace, I did and asked why not just take the thing off. Her response was she could not remove her necklace because God would not look favorably on this. This coming from a girl I just met…swallowed my man juice and is now having her asshole worked. As a fellow Catholic, this made me so fucking hard!! The kind of girl I can take home to mi mama.
There was also a hot Persian Muslim GF, anal and talk about the Koran all at the same time. But that is another story.

A girl's got to make a living.

One time I was with a provider and we were going at it pretty good and her head was on this black pillow. As things got more heated, the pillow flipped over, with the words, "Jesus Loves You!"
 I was taken back for a second and started to feel a bit guilty--then I realized the pillow was upside down because maybe her boyfriend's anme was Jesus..LOL

Years ago in graduate school I met this Latina gal at a friend's party and she straight out told me she wanted to go back to my place.  As we were leaving my buddy/host looked at me like I was nuts but I left anyway.

The next several hours were some of the best action I have ever had.

The next morning she casually mentions that her uncle is a Catholic missionary in Peru - and I figure I would get struck down by lightning.

Later that day my buddy calls me to ask me just how miserable the evening was and I told him quite to the contrary that the girl was a freak.

He then told me that she was in fact the head of the Bible carrying "God Squad" at his university - you know - the ones that are extolling the virtues of Jesus and how you are all going to go to hell.

Needless to say - that was some wild news

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