When a hobbyist comes down with a really strong case of complete indifference to ANY Provider, I guess it's time to take a break and find some other hobby(restoring V12 cars, woodworking, the DOG Fancy!!!  IDK)  I'll say that another way, Providers think they are each different, but just seem to come across ALL the same. I can just hear it now...[ I'm different.  Try me...] Uhhh... nope.  Same.  Same.  

Some of my favorite quotes...

" I have someone waiting... " - Oh that just makes me feel REAL Special.
" We have each others initials tattooed right here."  - Uh ooooh, she's a lesbian.  
" I wrecked my Hoopty car into the back of these Cholos. - Whew, luckily I'm drivin' right now.
" No Engrish. " - No shit???
" I got busted on vacation. " - I guess that was a working vacation. Hawaii not what you expected?
" You're holding back! " - Hey those are the first three words you've said to me.
  (and women say men don't know how to communicate)
" That's the first time I've climaxed today." - What do you say to that?
" What do you think of these?  I just had them done. DON'T TOUCH THEIR SORE!" - Why am I here?
" Oww... don't touch me there it's sore. " - You tattooed over a tattoo?
" F my pussy" - NO! You brought you cat?  That's not a cat, it's a Shih-tzu.  Hell no!

Well?

Jonatha

Ive heard of  some Providers being Lesbians (which is all weird for this job, but who am I to judge), but all the other stuff is just hilarious and almost not believable.  

I guess it pays to be born here, be sensible and know how to treat everyone like they are truly yours.

But then again when there are so many providers that look the same when you choose them your going to get more of the same. Some girl don't like the job, some have "bosses" some are drugged out. Who knows why they are all the same really. I guess it could be the job. Some become robotic.

...then it's time to find a new provider. Why on earth would you visit anyone - much less regularly - who would do and say things like that? There are plenty of us out there who care a great deal that our clients are enjoying themselves. The ones you described are certainly not that.