hey Beemer,
Sad because of the money it took to fill the envelopes, or sad because it took you so long to use up the envelopes?  I know your pain, bro.

who cares???  this envelope thing is retarded.  why bother.  

like your protected from getting busted if you put money in some white piece of paper????

just do what i do.   meet her and have sex with no mention of money.  then just give her the cash after your session.  no cop will have sex with you to bust you.  

and if the girl ask for the money upfront or even talks about gift money etc.  again do what i do.  i say what are you talking about with a dirty look and if the mood suits me point the middle finger at her and walk out the door with nothing else said.

"Money for nothin' and chicks for free"

Sad is not the word that comes to mind!  "Outstanding" is the word that comes to mind.

let's see if you can double it in the next three months.

50 x $250=.................

Sounds like you're using about 4 envelopes a week.
Nothing to be sad about unless someone is stealing your envelopes.
Don't worry, be happy.
It's a good life.

I too bought a box of white envelopes two months ago, and sadly, they too are all gone.  I had a lot of bills to pay and forms to send out.  None were used for prostitutes.

So come clean.  Of the 50 envelopes, how many we're used for paying hookers?  If you say all 50 that means you were buying whores about 5 times a week.  Does that sound right?