I've debated with myself for a while whether I should write this post, and if I do what's the proper forum.  I've decided to post this story on the discussion board instead of a review because of the wider reach, and the importance of the points I am making.  

About a month ago I booked a provider. She is a young lady, relatively new to the business, but seemed like someone who knows what they are doing and understands how this community works.  Our engagement was going well until the moment I've noticed, while in intercourse, that the condom I was wearing had blood on it.  I immediately pulled out went to the bathroom to take the condom off and wash any traces of bolod, just in case it went beyond the condom (which did not look the case).  What went through my mind was WTF???  When I looked at her amazed and discontent she said casually "oh I am just at the end of my period", like there is nothing to it, and offered that we do greek instead.  What went through my mind at that points was to tell her that she shouldn't have made the appointment if she knew she was on her period; do I really need to explain the risks?!   However, I booked two hours and was unsatisfied, so reluctantly I agreed to continue, but in greek.  

She was telling me how she recently started enjoying greek and was planning to offer it anyway.  I like greek, but I was still daunted from the recent "blood letting".  I entered her anally started humping, but just as I thought the situation was getting better, the smell of SHIT landed on my nostrils.  I looked down on the condom, and now instead of it being covered with red, it is covered with brown. WHAT THE FUCK?  Is this happening again?! What's next? Her throwing up on my dick in the middle of a blowjob? Again, I jumped to the shower, but this time I let her take the condom off.

The reason I didn't give her a piece of my mind at that point is because I did not want to make her cry; I was furious.  And the reason I didn't write a review that would have put her out of business, is because she's new in this, she supports her family and I am too forgiving.  And, a funny story with a good lesson would serve the community better.  

So, after this ghoulish tail, the two points I would like to make are:

1) LADIES, DO NOT BOOK WHEN YOU ARE ON YOUR PERIOD! NOT EVEN AT "THE END" OF IT, IT IS DISGUSTING JUST THE SAME! IF YOU ARE ASKING YOURSELF WHY AND DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MORTAL HEALTH RISK, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG BUSINESS!

2) LADIES, IF YOU ARE GOING TO OFFER GREEK, PLEASE TAKE A SHIT EARLIER THAT DAY AND RUN A HI-COLONIC OR AN ENEMA BEFORE THE APPOINTMENT (unless you want me to give yo a dirty Sanchez. see link for explanation).  YOU ARE NOT A VENDING MACHINE, SO MY DICK DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK LIKE A MELTED SNICKERS BAR WHEN ITS COMING OUT OF YOU, DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH I PAID.

JUST LIKE YOU REQUIRE US HOBBIESTS TO BE SHOWERED, GROOMED, AND OVERALL CLEAN, WE REQUIRED THE SAME, IN AND OUT!