....i have other plans for you my pet......sexy naughty little plans that involve a spoon, an angry badger, duct tape, and a babypool filled with jello, vodka, a giant straw and me. Romance springs eternal, eh BP? U saucy little minx you....yow!
Here's my master plan so far... still being hatched, mind you, but nonetheless intriguing! Each week, my ad, but of course, but also a lil mini video, like the one you see, but each one will be different. 5 mins maximum run time, nothing lengthy. The range of topics will have no limt, and everyone who knows me can be sure of 1 thing- shenaigans aplenty. Like me, it will very likely end up pretty funny and no doubt, entertaining.
I need someone who is around me all the time, talks to me daily, and knows me well to be the cameraman/lovely assistant, and theres only one woman that fits the bill, the supersexy Amsterdam69, who i will be draggin along for this excursion into random craptasticness- ahoy!
And don't worry ladies and gents, you can be a part of it too! Its no fun without you guys, i can"t make it just about me, that would be selfish. So once in a while, i will do a segment where i answer real letters with questions from hobbiests (the funnier the better) and also segments where i interview a lady from the board, giving them a chance to show their personality and what they look like, which i'd imagine to be a very powerful marketing +++ its a win/win situation that i think would bring a lot of creative positivity to this board, amiright?
what do u say, oh gods of LA boardopolis? who loves ya baby? have your people call my people?
