First Thing I Do Is, Go Pee. Lol.

I usually just lay there, try to recover, and let her clean me up.  lol  I don't pee right away, but before I leave.

Close my eyes, enjoy the shared orgasms, and caress you all over until we gotta go pre.  Then do it again.
🤠

I start uncontrollably crying or laughing hysterically or both. See, you missing that.  
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The SECOND thing I do is pee.  The first thing I do is get off of her bed and walk to the bathroom.  If I were to pee before getting to the bathroom, some of the ladies might not welcome me back.  

how is everyone in america?

as romantic after sex than having a woman lay her head on my shoulder and fall asleep . . . . . except when I have to go pee.  Lol

If she does it "during" sex, it's so much less romantic. lol

Nap is always good

do what the bad guy does to the provider in the Movies. It was my mother's fault because of her line of work and mistreated me. Movies and TV is so predictable. That's why I don't watch much.  
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Get something to drink really quickly (but not very far after that I tinkle).