Stupid question to revive this L.A. message forum.  

If you had chosen another hobby besides this, what would had it been?  
As a provider or as a client, would you have chosen something else like politics, religion, sports? You can be more specific like what type of sport or whatever you would have chosen.  

I'll go first: Had I not chosen this hobby. Better said, had this hobby not chosen me. I would have chosen the hobby to be a clown. Yes, I'm not sure if a funny or creepy clown.  A fast food clown, a comedian, a mime, a sarcastic asshole,  I don't know, but a clown never the less.  

How about you? Lick, Lick