I'm headed to London end of next month for two weeks.  Anyone want to come with all expense paid?  I'll be there for work, so your days will be free

If you don't take a provider with you to London, you should know that London is a Target Rich Environment for providers. Just check out London Escort Guide -- just aim, shoot and score! http://www.LondonEscortGuide.com

I didn't really need to know that information; apparently, the USA is a wasteland.

But sounds like you're telling him what he's doing is like carrying coals to Newcastle.