Is there such a thing as a medical degree through osmosis?  You should see another doctor because coming to a board such as this may not be of much help.  Your problem could be anything from an allergy or dermatitis to self irritation from jerking your turkey too much.  (Yes there is a limit to how much you should pull your pork prod...). Just to change the subject, are there any other farm related euphemisms for masturbating anyone would care to add?

Seriously, though, see an allergist, and a dermatologist.  If you do have an allergy to vaginal secretions, I think the remedy is desensitization by having more sex, so you may have come to right place after all.  Use the new search function for squirters.

Yeah, I almost posted one of my "raw from jerking too much, but I figured I would leave it alone".

This is why STDs are specific to the vagina and the urethra in men. These areas are more acidic than the mouth and the anus and that's why most STDs will thrive there but not in the other places. Gonorrhea can live in the throat and in the ass as well but it doesn't do well there because it's not acidic enough.   It's too basic.

The only way that we can truly be safe is to participate with each person as if they have some STD to share with us. There's absolutely no way of knowing if somebody might or might not have an STD. I suspect anyone who symptomatic will quit seeing providers or clients and go get treated.   So that means during the couple of days from when someone's been exposed to something to when they become symptomatic, that would be the time when they could spread something to somebody.  I mostly referring to chlamydia or gonorrhea, the two most common STDs. But we all know that hep C and HIV are Asymptomatic for the most part.

I've heard too many people imply that they can tell if somebody might be the kind of person to have an STD or not because they are clean or not clean. This is a ridiculous misconception. The queen of England will get an STD just like the most ignorant, dirty young teenager if she's exposed.

Sorry, I know you weren't talking about STDs but if I just want to take the opportunity to encourage everyone to always wear condoms.

Play safe and HAVE FUN!

try a different lube.  or if you arent using any, then use some.  a silicone based one preferably.