...want to be smoking "brown weed"! Just pure clean sinsie bud for me!

Well, at least he only admitted the pot was his, & not the coke....less time in jail for pot, lol....smart dude!

MAN DENIES COCAINE FOUND IN HIS BUTTOCKS IS HIS
Wednesday, October 06, 2010  


Bradenton, Fla. (AP) --

When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/10/04/national/a150052D95.DTL#ixzz11X1stM9q

I wonder how they smelled the pot? Did he fart???

Hilarious! Wonder if that would have worked for Ms. Hilton...

Too funny Angel!!