I recently moved the area. Any tips for me?

1. Avoid the 405 freeway
2. If a gangster comes up to and asks you "Where are you from, fool?" Respond "No where. I don't bang."
3. When someone tells you "lets do lunch sometime" assume you will never see them again.
4. Grow a scruffy beard, grow you hair long,  get some way expensive sunglasses, and get a dog with personality and good looks and the girls will flock to you

homework when seeing a provider and avoid high traffic areas during rush hr. Cause a 15-30 minute drive could turn into 1 1-2 drive.

LMAO there is so much truth in this post it kind of hurts.