What's the most embarrassing moment during....a session?

Ok, I've spilled wine. I've called the client by the wrong name. But nothing beats the most embarrassing moment for me....client and I are in the 69 position..and I well...how do you say...I pass gas right in his face!!!! It was an easy one. No offensive odor...I promise.

I could have died!! Of course, what do you do? Do you apologize? Do neither of you acknowledge the situation? I quickly apologized to make sure "jimmy" remained happy. Apologized much later. Grrrrrr

As we were laying in bed talking afterwards we realized we knew each other from the dog park.

We are on her floor, going at it in mish on a big comforter she had laid on the floor.

Neither of us noticed we were inching towards a candle she had set out until POOF!, the top of her head burst into flames!

I patted it out quickly and not much hair got burnt but needless to say it killed the mood...

NDtBF

She opened the door and she was an employee I was currently managing at work,,,Aweful

Did you go through with the session, Bull? I actually think that would be kinda hot...a shared little secret you could wink about at the office.

That's what I want to know.  There are few ladies in my office I wouldn't mind doing!!!

We were also in the 69 position with her on top...
My nose was right at her asshole... She let go....
I said " hmmmmm,  how much extra for that "?
As she laughed she released a couple more, then ran,
red faced to the bathroom. I had known her for years
so no big deal.... I can still see that look on her face!
Too funny.... Left her a nice tip... LOL

it happened to me. LOL I had suspected that one of my employee, who I was really attracted to, might be working on the side, but I never got up the nerve to find out for sure.

After a lot of stuttering and sweat,we finally arrived at the conclusion that the best way to ensure the others keeping it confidential was to keep moving forward. We both liked each other anyway and I then had a standing weekly appointment for months.

And yes it was a fun secret to have between us around the office.

But I wouldn't want to relive that 1st 10 minutes for anything

Thanks, Ed.
That was priceless!!!!
You're a good sport & I'm sure the lady appreciated your sense of humor.