Gave my girlfriend what I thought was a pretend hickey on her eye.

Turned out to not be a fake.  So yes , I gave my girlfriend a black eye.

I was sitting around eating mexican candy with a boyfriend, which tends to be really spicy. I felt stimulated and decided to initiated a round of sixty-nine, the only problem was that right in the middle both of our genitals started to burn and feel irrated from the spices left on our tongue...ouch   No more spicy foreplay for me, I prefer to keep it mild lol

I can still taste the Kamikazes...Lime Juice stays with you for awhile..

We were hammered..and pretty deep into it...and as is every guys wish list she presents a beautiful ass and asks me to " Please fuck it"

It's dark...I reach in her nightstand for lube and come up with hair gel...8 Strokes later its like rubber cement..

God was she pissed...

serena vincente x

Ugh... a leg cramp is awful and painful during sex.  I had to stop.  It was so embarrassing lol

Yes, stupidity is the correct word for this action.  My ex boyfriend sucked on my face  (cheek area).  When I looked in the mirror  and saw a large bruised on my face I SCREAMED.  Lesson learned... NEVER ALLOW A GUY TO KISS OR SUCK ON MY FACE.  My lips are kisssable "not" my face

I did not stop! Are you joking me! But I must admit, it was the strange orgasm ever! lol

Serena Vincente x

I once suffered a brutal foot cramp right at the big finish. My SO thought I was having an amazing orgasm, complete with lots of yelling and writhing, but I was really in pain! Good fun.

That was fun.

Back before I had vibrating electronics and phones were going down in size not up....


Oh, and this was all happening in the back of a car parked at the beach.

there was a girl who for some reason thought I was I cop. She was secretly video taping our session.

When I saw the camera I asked her what was up and she tried to deny everything but the camera was pretty obvious. I got up, got dressed and she chased me out the door of her apartment in a large complex even though she was still naked. Her door locked behind her! The look on her face when she realized what happened was priceless!

I went down the stairs to avoid the awkward wait for the elevator. When I got down to the bottom floor she was already at the front desk and still very naked! I snuck out a side door without being seen and laughed my ass off the entire drive home!

That was 2006 and this girl is still very active today (about 5 name changes later though).

Wait! What?

This needs a tad more 'splainin' Luucy.

Posted By: GoldieKnox

That was fun.

Back before I had vibrating electronics and phones were going down in size not up....


Oh, and this was all happening in the back of a car parked at the beach.

The ex boyfriend and I thought it would be hot to use handcuffs. But we were wrong.
While he was pounding away in MISH the handcuffs cut into my wrists. We had to stop
because I was in pain from the pressure of laying on the cuffs. Not to mention the cuts
in my wrists!