I guess it is cheaper than going to a massage parlor.
Beware of things "exploding" at airport security. Would have loved to have seen the look on the TSA guy's face when the Interior Designer (wouldn't ya know) went 'off' on him. Gives new meaning to Friendly Skies!!
I had numerous times of having big wet spots on my trousers from just dancing with a girl. I think the guy should sue the TSA agent for sexual assault if he indeed groped him enough that he ejaculated without masturbating himself.
Hell, my dick had a mind of its own until I was almost 40. I'd hate to think I could have been arrested and handcuffed every time I couldn't control it!
Janet Napolitano has turned the TSA into an even bigger joke than it was before when we just had to deal with a continuous 8-year Yellow Alert.
I'm just waiting for the first terrorist to use an anal bomb. And by the way, that's C4 up your ass, not a macho bean burrito.
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