LMAO there is so much truth in this post it kind of hurts.
Posted By: YachtMaster
1. Avoid the 405 freeway 2. If a gangster comes up to and asks you "Where are you from, fool?" Respond "No where. I don't bang." 3. When someone tells you "lets do lunch sometime" assume you will never see them again. 4. Grow a scruffy beard, grow you hair long, get some way expensive sunglasses, and get a dog with personality and good looks and the girls will flock to you.
1. Avoid the 405 freeway 2. If a gangster comes up to and asks you "Where are you from, fool?" Respond "No where. I don't bang." 3. When someone tells you "lets do lunch sometime" assume you will never see them again. 4. Grow a scruffy beard, grow you hair long, get some way expensive sunglasses, and get a dog with personality and good looks and the girls will flock to you
LMAO there is so much truth in this post it kind of hurts.
Posted By: YachtMaster
1. Avoid the 405 freeway 2. If a gangster comes up to and asks you "Where are you from, fool?" Respond "No where. I don't bang." 3. When someone tells you "lets do lunch sometime" assume you will never see them again. 4. Grow a scruffy beard, grow you hair long, get some way expensive sunglasses, and get a dog with personality and good looks and the girls will flock to you.
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