Who wants to fuck?

I figure if girls can post ads on this board then so can guys...



I'm looking for;
YOUNG
SKINNY
8-9 in LOOKS
BBBJ
NATURAL TITS
TIGHT ASS

Optional;
Petite
Blonde

Re: Who wants to fuck?

must they be female?

your post does not specify, not that i am interested

Female is not on my list.

If you are young, skinny, petite, and blonde with 8-9 in looks, natural breasts, a tight ass, and a BBBJ -- you qualify for consideration.

I don't know -- send me a PM and we'll see if I know her.
I get laid every day so if it's a young blonde I probably know her.

It is a good idea though -- male "Help Wanted" profiles saying what we want so providers can apply for the job.

I think I should have posted something like "I HAVE A STACK OF HUNDREDS -- WHO WANTS SOME?"

It would have gotten more attention.

Girls don't want to fuck -- they just want money.  

What was I thinking?  

Yeah i suppose I'll go as high as 35 too.

Frankly I know some really hot 30 year olds that will probably still be hot for another ten years.

Most girls by 40 are either married with children and not providing or just not that hot enough for me.

I like the initiative. It would be nice if us guys could set up a profile so we can be stalked too. (that is if we want to be, it should be optional.)

We should be able to fill out forms for two girls too. Like our two favorite fantasies and do it with check boxes so providers can do a reverse search for hobbyists. ah, the power of the Internet, word to ya' moderator.

Anyways, JD... if I had known about your request earlier I would have tipped you off to someone who was really under 25 and did everything but kept it covered for the bj. I think I saw her so many times we kept a punch card and every tenth visit I got number 11 for free. But suddenly she stopped answering my texts so I think she must have quit for awhile. I'll let you know if she starts taking new clients again. There aren't many like that and you're pretty active so I wonder if you know who I'm talking about.

Minor edit on my request....

I'm looking for;
Young'ish (19-35)
SKINNY
8-9 in LOOKS
BBBJ
Big Tits
Tight

Optional;
Petite
Blonde

And female......

Apologies to HBO's "Hung" for borrowing their episode name (A Dick and a Dream).

Great show if you haven't seen it.  A struggling school teacher becomes a male escort to pay the bills.