so wifey is out of town and i figure to have some fun and try new girls ..  so first head to this FBSM girl with ad boosting about her massage and tantra etc skills.,  so go there very lovely apartment .. fairly hot girl even on the LA scale with incredible large real breasts, world class in that department.   ok so i lay down and .. wow how incredibly boring can a massage be !  ..  flip in short order and i cant even get hard its that bad and mechanical.  

so i am still horny and find this young busty blonde,  cute but again wow its amazing breasts day at least,   in 3 star ordinary hotel not far from me ,  ok go there.  starts with bland massage in 2 minutes its ok what else do you want to do and how much .. oh my god upsell time,  i figure the money i gave her is gone but not going any further so i say forget it and get dressed and walk out.  

by now its 11pm so finally i see add, two girl asian,  ok this might interesting.  wind up at 1 star hotel in inglewood,  door opens and i see an unkempt room with a 60 year old dumpy chinese woman who speaks zero english,    i run out back to car as fast as possible  hoping some Asian pimp isnt following me  LOL  

while some girls might be, you can not say this hobby is boring!  LOL   PS  yes will review so others dont suffer the same fate its my duty to our group.

Has he been reincarnated?

no ...   i am but a mere shadow of that legendary guy.     gosh i had forgotten all about the great  PW.     if he had written that post would have been 3 times longer    

and thank goodness for TER .. i was checking someone else out and thanks to past poor reviews i dodged another bullet  LOL  

I am now dick h. short for dick hertz. have been lying low but will be creative again when covid dies down
things have obviously changed but its still fun
be safe
dick h aka pauliewalnuts