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KaraMarie See my TER Reviews 5460 reads
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These guys are effing ridiculous. They want to pay 150 bucks for an hour of Full GFE services with CIM and/or COF.

I'm not the baddest chick in the world but let's be real....you can't be that stupid to think worthy providers would stoop that low. Then again, you get what you pay for. *shrug*

RudeAwakening230 reads

Yes HX attracts alot of bargain hunting mongers/hobbyists. BBFS is a big thing on there along with Greek.

Alot of people from Humaniplex like to frequent other fourms & brag about their conquests. No judgement but stick to your guns! Know a few other lady providers that have told me that while they are on there, they don't put much into it. They end up turning quite a few of them down atleast here in LA.

Unfortunately the Intel is quite a few of those ladies on there have pimps/addictions... Again not judging each there own but are willing to do things depending how strapped they are & what level/network you have.

Have seen a couple former well known adult film stars that are on there. One was a total train wreck well known about that & the other was amazing! The later I informed her about how people are talking about how she offers BBFS. She just laughed and said absolutely not true. She rarely sees anyone on there & has turned quite a few of the "cheapskates" on there away.

Her words NOT mine!

You know what you get for $150?  

Crabs

Take your pocket money and go fuck yourself buddy

I can get crabs for a lot less.

Much less for imitation crab

Because at least when you fuck yourself you won't get crabs, right? Honestly, when I see an ad that says $150 I'm thinking it's either LE bait (neither the price or the service is real) or bait and switch (the service might be real but the price is not) or the provider is on the needle and though the price and the service offered are real, the provider will be nodding off during the session and the encounter takes place in an abandoned warehouse or on an old discarded car seat down by the viaduct. Either way, like you said, what you get for $150 is not appealing.

OMG - Literally the best reply I've seen here or anywhere else. It's fucking hilarious but also absolutely accurate. I say that as a person who met a really hot Honduran MILF once at a dive bar... she was beautiful, dancing wearing a hot red dress and so naturally I hit her up and went home with her. Her place was disgusting. I made us a couple of screwdrivers using vodka and orange juice from her refrigerator and I noticed roaches crawling on the wall. I should have left then and there but she was so good looking and horny. Then, when I put on a condom she said, "Oh babe, you don't need a condom, I'm not sick." When someone says that, you should probably leave but I was 25 years old and she was really pretty so... I stayed and fucked her and it was really hot. She wanted me to give her a bunch of hickeys on her neck and breasts while we were fucking and she said something that was probably the hottest thing I've ever heard a woman say during sex, "Please bite me so everyone will know that a beautiful man fucked me." I never considered myself a "beautiful man," so that was really hot to me. So I did. I sucked on her neck and tits and gave her a bunch of suck and bites marks. After I came in the condom I immediately thought about what a shitty place she lived in. Dirty dishes, roaches on the wall, clothes and old McDonald's bags strewn around the apartment... really a filthy place. So I pulled off the condom and tossed it in a waste paper basket in the corner of the bedroom and started getting dressed, and I remember her saying, "Aren't you gonna spend the night with me?" I felt bad for her but I couldn't stay in a place like that. A day or so later my pube hair area started itching and I had to get some RID from the local drug store to clear out the crabs. It was hot but not worth it because of the crabs, so....

Humaniplex = Crabs, therefore, stay the fuck home.

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Man Oh Man. That Site Is A Joke And Needs To Be Band. Men On There are Cheap As F××× Like She Said What Things I Do Not Do For Little To No Money. I Just Don't Get It. Like Litterly First Day I Joined I got 40+ Messages and Seen No One.
That Board Is Not For Established Ladies That Care About They Health Or Rep.

Good Riddance If You Ask Me

 
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E.J.

i left there a long time ago.  the very idea of having a "meetup" where guys high five each other and are like "i banged an escort" is not for me.  but then, all of social media is not for me.

No KaraMarie, Humaniplex is not a total joke, but your characterization of men and women who use HX is.
I use HX almost exclusively to find providers, and have never encountered full GFE rates at 150/hr, no less non-GFE rates.
In fact, the average rate in 2020 for an hour of service hovers around 300. The "joke" on HX is that non-GFE women want the same rate as full GFE women want. But of course, that isn't a joke either. Women set the donations for the services they are willing to provide and the market (horny men) determines how busy those women are.

Quite frankly Kara, after reading you Tryst ad, you would fit in very well with gals on HX. 300/hr for the services you list is more or less market rate there. Only question is why doggy style only for CFS??

GaGambler133 reads

"I'm not the baddest chick in the world"

 
Yep, I can't disagree with that statement, but then in the very next sentence you say something I couldn't disagree with more.

 
 "Then again, you get what you pay for."

 
Personally if I paid $300, or even $150 for what you misleadingly refer to as "Full GFE" I most definitely would NOT feel like I got what I had paid for.

 
BTW, this is a public forum, you do NOT get to say when the story ends, the thread ends when it ends, not when you say it does.

HX caters to a category that is just non existent on TER which is young cute & slim college coed type 18-21 ,i use it all the time  & like every site ,you have to weed through the riff raff but i see new gnd type college coeds all the time at 4 star hotels  for 200 to 300 full gfe  these girls usually don't stick around long they come & go .TER is for older established ladies & milfs types for 500 to 700 .So it depends on your type i guess.

Amen!  

There's no shortage of the wide varieties on HX when I used to live in LA and when I returned for a visit for a fraction of the cost compared to today's much-inflated rate. To those are not fully aware, there are a few of TER providers are on HX with a lower rate than TER's. lol  

To boost, one would never have to give out any real-life info except HX handle with a few networks on HX. A session can be confirmed in less than a couple of hours. As an added bonus, HX PM backchannel works great. If you have the same handle on HX, I appreciate you, fellow monger! :)

Lastly, no website is foolproof but do a little due diligence, great time is a few clicks away.

Happy Mongering!!!

Posted By: imacdaddy
Re: No joke  
HX caters to a category that is just non existent on TER which is young cute & slim college coed type 18-21 ,i use it all the time  & like every site ,you have to weed through the riff raff but i see new gnd type college coeds all the time at 4 star hotels  for 200 to 300 full gfe  these girls usually don't stick around long they come & go .TER is for older established ladies & milfs types for 500 to 700 .So it depends on your type i guess.

Interesting perspective. If money ever dried up for you, I'm sure you would change your mind. That site has saved me for years because of 0 activity on other sites since LA is so incredibly cheap/competitive. More lucrative in other states. Why pay ad fees if they aren't working out? Don't mean to be rude...just being honest.

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your website link on your TER profile.  You caught my attention with your "working out" comment, but you don't have an active link to a photo gallery.  You should fix that.

The funny, and not ha ha part is;  the humaniplex powers that be expect the women to give them 'special ' consideration just to be part of the mix.  

I wouldn't give those bottom feeders the time of day.

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