I used to be frustrated by people talking at the movie theaters until I realized how entertaining it was to bring a squirt bottle and pretend to sneeze....
And I know you are devious enough to do that to someone. Second one also funny, but hasn't happened to me yet. My man-boobs aren't big enough to bounce, TG.....
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!