Greetings lovely providers!  I've been a member here since 2002.  I've reached that point in life where I can no longer tolerate inconvenience.  I want to have a tight group of permanent providers who I can call without having to go through all the screening and checking.  I'm a morbidly obese, middle aged, Asian man.  I've never been married and never had a girlfriend.  Due to my obesity and diabetes, I am 90% impotent.  I am not interested in all kinds of elaborate play.  All I desire is to worship a woman's derriere.  I am located in La Palma, CA.  So ladies, if you operate near me, are willing to give me good rates as a future frequent customer, and don't mind having your butt expertly rimmed, please message me!!!  I am easy going and I don't rate providers based on how much you are into it.  You can watch TV, do your nails, text or talk on your cell phone, play games on your IPAD,....all I want is a nice lady, on her belly, ass up, and patient as I rim you for 15 minutes, that's it.  After I'm done, I'm out the door, no fuss, no muss, until the next time.  If you are interested and near me, please message me!!!

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...rimming him.  That's their specialty and the cheap SOB will save $250.  And since he's such a busy CEO, he'll be able to get work done at the same time.  Win-Win!

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I made my recommendations for LADIES privately since he was so open about his ISO.  

the gate open and the dog got out.  Shall we let him run around a little or put him down?

 
Modified to correct typo

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...Then make Bosintang with it and take it to your favorite K-girl to remind her of home.

 

http://www.eatinkorea.com/en/food/bosintang-dog-meat-stew

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Did you run out of whacking lotion or what?  For god sakes, man, go to the drug store and buy the economy size before you burst a vein.   If providers won't see you then you just have to take matters into your own hands.  Sometimes a good release, even solo like you usually have to do, can change your whole outlook on life, and you can focus on saving your change until you have enough to do an hour with someone.  It must really suck to be you.  

 
Do you grind your teeth and curse when you write this stuff?  Does a little spit come out of your mouth when you swear at me through the computer screen?  You are losing it.  Another complete meltdown and its only Monday.  We should start a pool to see how many more there will be by the weekend.  I can probably goad you into three a night if I try.  

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...to mentor you, but you should ask for your money back.  He sold you last year's syllabus.  Even he gave up on that weak shit - pretending to be able to gauge a poster's emotions from words on a page.  It shows you have no game and are trying to deflect from getting your ass kicked.

But it took you several hours.  Did you skip the DIY HJ and bend over for Dr. Hooey instead?   He claims to be a magnum. Is that why the two of you are so tight?  (No pun intended).  

 
I don't know about Jake, but you seem to get really angry and emotional in your Kgirl meltdowns. Must be the estrogen prior to the transition surgery.  

 
I know you're not new here, so you should know that the guy that keeps having other peoples' post taken down by the mods is NOT the one kicking ass, he's the one getting his ass kicked, but you spin it how you want if it makes you feel more like the man you're not.  The guys on the GD board that have been here as long as you say that's YOUR coward's game, and is why very few respond to your posts.  They don't want to waste their time putting up a clever zinger and then you take it down because you're butt-hurt.

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BigP you got it all wrong. CDL IS BumBang. It all makes sense. He's obviously  an impotent, sickly,,obese man. Right? Hence all that phony bragging about girlfriends, how much he's worth, and his monthly ho budget. To paraphrase Will Shakes: Thou doth protest too much, me thinks. But I understand it makes him feel very powerful from his mother's basement.  
 Although, if he does spend 8K a month that's impressive for a dishwasher.

quote Shakespeare, you should get it right.  Otherwise, you just look like a complete moron . . . . . again.  

 
I'm surprised you would make fun of BumBang.  He came here with an honest request and I PM'd him some suggestions of where he could get what he wanted.  There are a lot of good guys here that deal with ED.  You don't win any friends here by mocking the innocent.  You don't have anything to contribute to his request.  You just posted this to stir up shit, and that is the classic definition of an internet troll.  Look it up.  

 
you're still a low-volume Newbie, so you probably don't know that TER will ban people for having more than one username here.  Do you really think someone high-profile like me would not get noticed if I had more than one account?  You just can't help saying things that make you look foolish, can you?

How do you get out of the dish pit long enough to comment 15 times a day and still have time to see 2 kgirls for pay and then 1 for free. But I will apologize for poking fun at your "ailments." It's not easy washing those big pots when you are morbidly obese. Hang in buddy. And of course we all know you are the coolest dude on TER.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!   That's a helluva accomplishment to brag about!!!!  Most people would say that being far and away the Number One Poster on the General board, the L.A. Board and the K-girl board means that you're a loser who is sitting in his mother's basement with Cheetos dust on his fingers.  But if you want to tell yourself that it makes you "high-profile,"  go right ahead.

 

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=12&days=180
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=113&days=180
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/topPosters.asp?BoardID=1&days=180

GaGambler is the number one poster on TER.  Are you going to say the same thing about him?  Or are you just a slimey hypocrite?  He's in the same position I'm in.  Self-employed, owns his own company(s) and some days he works and some days he doesn't, but the money rolls in even when he's not actually working.  He may be the only guy on TER that sees more Asian girls than me.  You gonna bash him for that, too?  Being a cubicle rat, you have no concept what its like to be successful to the point that you have excess free time.  That's why you can't post during weekdays, only at night.  You're not even middle management with your own office.  Can't be on TER in a cubicle, right?  I don't get money to see four providers a week sitting in my mom's basement eating Cheetos.  Any moron knows that.  Evidently, you haven't raised yourself up to moron status yet.  

 
The guys that are most active on the boards are all high-profile, except for you.  When TER was asking for volunteers to be moderators, they wouldn't take you even though you were willing to do it for free.  I think they had your number even back then, you loser.  They don't want drama queens.  BTW, GaGambler WAS a moderator, and yet, according to you, he's sitting in some basement eating Cheetos.  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you fucking loser.  Couldn't even get a job that pays NOTHING.   is that the height of incompetence, or WHAT?   I know you're going to be butt-hurt on this one and will whine to the mods to take it down, so I will save it to repost with a few modifications on your next rant.  

Crunchy Cheetos are the bomb, especially when mom brings them home without me asking

a lot of the other successful guys here do it, by being a business owner and not a wage slave like you.  I have two computers open on my desk at work or when I'm home.  One is logged onto TER and CV most of the day, and the other I'm using for business.  Since I'm the boss, I can be on whichever one I want because I don't have to answer to anyone.  Likewise, if I want to leave to see a Kgirl or an indie, I just tell my secretary I'm leaving and whether to expect me back or not.  I don't have to tell anyone where I will be or what I'm doing.  My managers will run things while I'm gone.  So while you may not be able to comprehend any scenario that doesn't involve the dish pit, I'm telling you exactly how I do it.  There is nothing stopping you or BP from doing it too, except lack of intelligence, education and the necessary skills, and those might not be fixable, especially at LilMamasan's age.  He will croak someday in his cubicle, lying on his back, crushed under the weight of his man-boobs, trying to be revived by the millennial in the next cubicle who has no idea what CPR is.  

 
There are only three scenarios that would allow me to be in all the places during a work day that you point out.  I'm either a homeless unemployed guy with the whole day free, or I'm a well-off retired guy, or I'm a successful business owner spending my day like I described.  You would like to think I'm the homeless guy, but then you can't explain the $8000 a month I spend on hookers, so if I lied and  I'm NOT the successful business owner, then I am the well-off retired guy, which still doesn't suck.  It only sucks to be guys with nothing going on like you and LilMamasan.

..."four providers a week..."   ROFLMAO!  Do you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't bullshit in every post?  GaG also doesn't write fake reviews like you do because you're too poor to afford VIP.

 

GaG mocked and ridiculed your bullshit claims that you received TWO HUNDRED marriage proposals from K-girls.  He also said he had to "invent" tech guys like you did in your typical self-aggrandizing bullshit.

 

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-12/note-to-self-928349?frmSearch=1#928349

 

Why didn't you come back at GaG with a post accusing him of having homosexual sex with Dr. Who?  That's all you seem to be able to do, but you had NO answer.  You ran away like the little bitch that you are.

change the subject the every time you get your ass kicked.  You were bashing me for how many posts I have on the board.  Why aren't you bashing the guy who has more than me?  This is one of the weakest attempts at deflection you have done.  

 
When GaG shares his knowledge by way of anecdotes of his past experiences, you consider that informational, but when I do it, its bragging?  Read some of his posts about his experiences.  He provides information through his experiences like I do.  Do you hold people to a double-standard much?  If you do, it just perpetuates the public perception that you are a small, petty, jealous man.   He's not in a business that needs tech support on a regular basis.  He's an oil driller.  Duh.

 
The marriage proposals are tongue in cheek.  I don't have to explain that to the Kgirl guys.  They all get it and we laugh about it in PM's.  As you're leaving, a girl will say, "come back, I want to marry you."   Its sad that you know so little about the Kgirl market that you think these are serious marriage proposals.  (Some probably are, because everybody wants a green card.)   Its like when a provider tells YOU your dick is big.  You automatically know she can't be serious.   Could you possibly be a bigger idiot?

 
Why do you use the term "accuse" when it comes to homosexuality?  Do you think its something to be ashamed of?  I think its fine.  I just don't like guys like you that stay in the closet and then make cracks about others who are gay, and you have a long history of doing that, and then taking it down to be PC when you realize how prejudicial it sounds.  I'm trying to help you come out, but you seem to think its something shameful.  Announce it here, liberate yourself, and I won't mention it again.  Fair enough?