Married guys go without sex for 3 months all the time .  They love their phones and get to keep them by default in this contest.

Have to agree with you, Ashley.

Swim

Phone equivalent to "Ball and Chain"  
Sex equivalent to "release"
I think I will go with Se

The "cell phone" is far too instrumental on too many levels

Pragmatism must prevail. It's internet porn and  self service for three months.

Sex is what makes life worth living, for me! Some people talk about alcohol being the 'social lubricant.' For me, sex is the life lubricant that helps me move through life.

Yeah, I'd have to say I'd give up sex before my phone.    

As it is, I had a kidney stone removed Wednesday so my dick has been down for the count since Monday.    Between recovery time and some post op stuff. If could still be a few weeks before I'm ready to play again.... But I still have my phone!!

As a side note, Kidney Stones suck.   Never been through anything that painful.

Re: If You Had To Go 3 Months Without...

The phone but I've done w/out the latter for longer than 3 months.

If I didn't have my phone how could I get laid? lol